OT: Scalabrine Essay

CelticsFan11 · Post #1 » by **CelticsFan11** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 2:29 am

For an upcoming essay (due thursday), my class was assigned a descriptive essay in which we must pick someone and desribe their physical attributes, their motions, and their surrondings. Now, upon hearing my essay guidelines, being the dieheart fan i am, I immediatly thought of good ol' Scal. Since i've been reading this board for about 5 years now, i've learened that some of the people on here are pretty creative, whether its CFan's ridiculous trades or whatever it is Coach Mang does. So, help a brother out and just throw out there any sentences you would use (with seriousness please, although i want you to have fun with it) in the essay. Thank you

IE sentence: "His sunshine red hair is only matched in color by the Valentine's day tie his coach is wearing"

PS: Go Celtics!

celticfan42487 · Post #2 » by **celticfan42487** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 2:37 am

not my words, saw it on a picture of scal awhile back.

"what goes up, must come down..."
-- Brian Scalabrine on Air Fundamentals

Rocky5000 · Post #3 » by **Rocky5000** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 2:45 am

His jugulous bosom jostles as he jumps off the smooth pine bench.

CelticsFan11 · Post #4 » by **CelticsFan11** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 2:49 am

Rocky5000 wrote:His jugulous bosom jostles as he jumps off the smooth pine bench.

Brilliant! Now if everyone could get inspired by this sentence, that'd be quite splendid.

Dogen · Post #5 » by **Dogen** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 3:20 am

A Scal Haiku:

Shock of vermilion hair
Feet balanced taught behind line
The trey swishes net

Post #6 » by **Celtics_Champs** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 3:47 am

His 3 point stroke is so soft. But the sweats, they never come off.

Mistaken for a mas-cot, he can still hit that buzzer beater shot.

Post #7 » by **wetsthebed** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 5:02 am

His shimmering pearl tinted epidermis sways with the motion of his body like the sails of the great ship that brought his ancestors to this land of hoop dreams moved with the waves of the vast ocean.

Bad-Thoma · Post #8 » by **Bad-Thoma** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 4:46 pm

Big. Slow. White. Red. Effort. Humor.

Banks2Pierce · Post #9 » by **Banks2Pierce** » Tue Mar 3, 2009 9:55 pm

The game is well in hand and the 17 time world champion Boston Celtics are cruising to yet another victory that should be sending the fans to the exits to beat traffic, but everyone remains. There is an earthquake like rumbling when the green faithful see those orange, fire-like locks flowing in the arena as he hustles towards the scorers table to enter the game. While running the court, it is hard to tell whether it is a green and orange Ferrari going 160 mph or an otherworldly talented basketball player gracing the court with his presence.

MyInsatiableOne · Post #10 » by **MyInsatiableOne** » Wed Mar 4, 2009 3:56 pm

How about mentioning those two BONEHEAD fouls Scal made on inbounds plays that nearly cost us a couple of games in Dec?

ramshackle75 · Post #11 » by **ramshackle75** » Wed Mar 4, 2009 10:00 pm

Tubby gots mad game and man-boobies.