Sam Hauser Thread

Fencer reregistered · Post #141 » by **Fencer reregistered** » Sun Nov 6, 2022 6:49 pm

Nickname idea:

Hause Money

Fencer reregistered · Post #142 » by **Fencer reregistered** » Sun Nov 6, 2022 6:50 pm

Alliterative nickname ideas:

Silky Sam
Sudden Sam
Snipin' Sam

BK_2020 · Post #143 » by **BK_2020** » Sun Nov 6, 2022 8:08 pm

Sam Adebayo

jmr07019 · Post #144 » by **jmr07019** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 12:23 am

I call him Sammie Swish or Sammie Swishes

Fencer reregistered · Post #145 » by **Fencer reregistered** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 1:47 am

jmr07019 wrote:I call him Sammie Swish or Sammie Swishes

"Swishy" used to be a slur for gay males, back when gays were assumed to be effeminate.

Fencer reregistered · Post #146 » by **Fencer reregistered** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 1:48 am

BK_2020 wrote:Sam Adebayo

I'd say that Bam's game is almost the direct opposite of Hauser's, but that wouldn't be fair.

Timelord's is even more different from Sam's.

jmr07019 · Post #147 » by **jmr07019** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 10:55 am

Fencer reregistered wrote:
jmr07019 wrote:I call him Sammie Swish or Sammie Swishes

"Swishy" used to be a slur for gay males, back when gays were assumed to be effeminate.

Lol I thought Sam wouldn’t like it because he would want to be called Sam not Sammie. And when I hear swish I think basketball not gay guys…I’m just a fan of alliteration…. but point taken

Orbeven · Post #148 » by **Orbeven** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 12:20 pm

How about his nickname is Hauser, but it's said loudly, angerly, and in your best Arnold accent. Also always spelled in caps with a mid sentence exclamation point. ex:
Tatam in interview: yeah we moved the ball well today, HAUSER! had the hot hand so we fed him.

playa-hater · Post #149 » by **playa-hater** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 1:12 pm

I am going with an actually Sam Hauser Quote.

"Boom mother f*cker"

So it is now -

Sam BOOM MOTHER F*CKER Hauser

hickfromfrenchlick · Post #150 » by **hickfromfrenchlick** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 3:06 pm

playa-hater wrote:I am going with an actually Sam Hauser Quote.

"Boom mother f*cker"

So it is now -

Sam BOOM MOTHER F*CKER Hauser

Beat me to it

How's it going with Hauser?

“I said, ‘Boom, motherf—-r,’” Hauser replied.

https://theathletic.com/3767137/2022/11/06/celtics-sam-hauser-offense/?source=dailyemail&campaign=601983&redirected=1

Post #151 » by **165bows** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 4:15 pm

Doogie. The others are good too though.

Fencer reregistered · Post #152 » by **Fencer reregistered** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 7:43 pm

165bows wrote:Doogie. The others are good too though.

Chris Berman would probably choose that one.

Back in the 1980s, I actually heard one of the broadcasts in which, under orders not to use nicknames for players, he made reference to the great baseball player George Herman Ruth.

Fencer reregistered · Post #153 » by **Fencer reregistered** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 9:32 pm

jmr07019 wrote:
Fencer reregistered wrote:
jmr07019 wrote:I call him Sammie Swish or Sammie Swishes

"Swishy" used to be a slur for gay males, back when gays were assumed to be effeminate.

Lol I thought Sam wouldn’t like it because he would want to be called Sam not Sammie. And when I hear swish I think basketball not gay guys…I’m just a fan of alliteration…. but point taken

Of the words we've had to stop using recently, the biggest surprises to me were "gyp" (based on a slur against gypsies) and "welch" (based on a slur against Welsh).

jmr07019 · Post #154 » by **jmr07019** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 9:34 pm

Fencer reregistered wrote:
jmr07019 wrote:
Fencer reregistered wrote:
"Swishy" used to be a slur for gay males, back when gays were assumed to be effeminate.

Lol I thought Sam wouldn’t like it because he would want to be called Sam not Sammie. And when I hear swish I think basketball not gay guys…I’m just a fan of alliteration…. but point taken

Of the words we've had to stop using recently, the biggest surprises to me were "gyp" (based on a slur against gypsies) and "welch" (based on a slur against Welsh).

Do people not say swish any more? This is news to me. There's still a brand of "cigars" called swishers that are pretty popular

Fencer reregistered · Post #155 » by **Fencer reregistered** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 9:36 pm

jmr07019 wrote:
Fencer reregistered wrote:
jmr07019 wrote:
Lol I thought Sam wouldn’t like it because he would want to be called Sam not Sammie. And when I hear swish I think basketball not gay guys…I’m just a fan of alliteration…. but point taken

Of the words we've had to stop using recently, the biggest surprises to me were "gyp" (based on a slur against gypsies) and "welch" (based on a slur against Welsh).

Do people not say swish any more? This is news to me. There's still a brand of "cigars" called swishers that are pretty popular

One can swish fluids around -- so yes, they surely do. The problem is isolated to "swishy".

sam_I_am · Post #156 » by **sam_I_am** » Mon Nov 7, 2022 9:48 pm

How about a Three-Sam?

_Und3r][D4wg_ · Post #157 » by **_Und3r][D4wg_** » Tue Nov 8, 2022 3:19 am

Samanab33ch Hauitz3r :onfire:

Post #158 » by **165bows** » Tue Nov 8, 2022 1:17 pm

Whoever had "Sam Hauser cracks top 8 in the rotation in the first 10% of the season," take a bow.

Smart2Nesmith43 · Post #159 » by **Smart2Nesmith43** » Tue Nov 8, 2022 1:37 pm

165bows wrote:Whoever had "Sam Hauser cracks top 8 in the rotation in the first 10% of the season," take a bow.

Honestly the most impressive part is not that he's already established himself as the 8th man but frankly that he's still not getting as many minutes as he should.

Homerclease · Post #160 » by **Homerclease** » Tue Nov 8, 2022 1:39 pm

Smart2Nesmith43 wrote:
165bows wrote:Whoever had "Sam Hauser cracks top 8 in the rotation in the first 10% of the season," take a bow.

Honestly the most impressive part is not that he's already established himself as the 8th man but frankly that he's still not getting as many minutes as he should.

This. Kid is making the most of his chance with Gallo being out. Should be playing more