Celtics General Offseason pt 6: Kemba we hit 100 pages before tommorow's over?

[Writebloc]

My wife took the kids to the beach and I had to stay home because of my broken foot. It is such a beautiful day out too.

Guys - thanks for making the time go by quicker and keeping me entertained. Hopefully we'll have more to celebrate later.

Broke my foot, that's a good one!



I had to schedule a vasectomy and my recovery for this weekend - I get it brother we all have our needs.

Just do what I did for the last 5 years of my marriage. Stop having sex. It does wonders.

Well my daughter is just about turn two and my son is four. Every doctor I went to asked what are you currently using for birth control? I looked at him dumbfoundedly why would we need birth control? It's called abstinence Doc!

[LarryBirdsFingr]

I wonder what popovich is doing rn lol

[La Flame]

Read on Twitter

[rob4748]

Read on Twitter

[zoyathedestroya]

YES! We're priced out for Kanter. Let Portland or LA have him.

[Scarletfire81]

I hope we find there is a three team deal tonight, the suspense is killing me (in a good way).

[Roddy]

reload, come out and playyyyyyy

What time is it in Australia? Think our man’s waking up in a pile of alligator skins soon.

Edit: wait crocodiles right? **** I learned nothing from the 80s

That's not a knife...

One of the best !!!

[claycarver]

Ok, going to start cleaning my house for the 4th party. If something mindblowing happens, quote me in the post and my smartwatch will let me know.

Lol.

This is going to be the most quoted post in the history of realGM

[rob4748]

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Sounds like KD to Brooklyn..

[La Flame]

Read on Twitter

[twoplusone]

So what are we watching for free agency news aside from our phones? ESPN's The Jump or NBA TV?

I love the Jump personally. I think Rachel is great.

[31to6]

Ok, going to start cleaning my house for the 4th party. If something mindblowing happens, quote me in the post and my smartwatch will let me know.

Lol.

You’ll be back. I’m ‘mowing the lawn’

Just wait. Summer league requires the most embarrassing lies.

I’ve kicked most of that habit, just like watching Dleague highlights or any foreign footage (there’s a reason I just look up advanced stats).

But this day? Realgm Christmas or free porn day

[CeltsfanSinceBirth]

LOL at the Knicks if KD goes to the Nets

[Turgon]

Ok, going to start cleaning my house for the 4th party. If something mindblowing happens, quote me in the post and my smartwatch will let me know.

Lol.

This is going to be the most quoted post in the history of realGM

Darth, stop cleaning!

[soxfan2003]

If we keep Horf and get MLE. People need to chill on fire Danny takes.

Honestly, why? Not even saying he should be fired but if you believed he should be fired, it is reasonable to not change your mind now. Getting K Leonard out of nowhere which isn't happening is like a move that should have the fire Ainge crowd rethinking things

If you think K Walker was a bad signing and Horford is a bad risk going forward because of his age, I don't think one would necessarily support giving up a first round pick to accomplish both...

The devil is in the details such as is Wyc willing to pay the tax and how much tax but right now Boston if they keep Horford/lose Rozier and perhaps lose Morris, probably would have a team somewhat equivalent to last years team.

Last years team was like something like 56 points worse than Milwaukee over 5 game. Ainge has a pretty good hand to play and unless he does an absolutely brutal move, one move is unlikely to shutdown Celtics title chances like the crippling Vin Baker trade kind of did in the distant past.

[Froob]

So what are we watching for free agency news aside from our phones? ESPN's The Jump or NBA TV?

I’m going ESPN for Woj.

[StojkoVrankovic]

[31to6]

Ok, going to start cleaning my house for the 4th party. If something mindblowing happens, quote me in the post and my smartwatch will let me know.

Lol.

This is going to be the most quoted post in the history of realGM

Darth, stop cleaning!

Darth I know this will shock you so sit down first but some of the guys here haven’t had sex in awhile

[robdog_5]

I'd be excited about Cs but if Kawhi goes to Lakers I'd hate the NBA

[zoyathedestroya]

I almost forgot KD has a torn achilles. We can deal with the Nets next season. Just give us our full MLE and Al Horford already!

S&T! S&T! S&T! S&T! S&T!