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Oh Ray Allen... 

Post#1 » by UNCBlue012 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:41 pm

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Post#2 » by Froob » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:41 pm

Isn't he married....?
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Post#3 » by UNCBlue012 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:42 pm

Froob wrote:Isn't he married....?


Yes...

"In the docs, Allen claims the man would physically go to Ray's wife's restaurant in Orlando and post about Ray -- tagging family members in the posts. Creepy stuff."
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Post#5 » by truth18 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:47 pm

Snipped

Not gonna do this. Sorry man!
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Post#6 » by UNCBlue012 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:49 pm

truth18 wrote:Snipped


Oh.
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Post#7 » by DelMonte West » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:50 pm

What's Donny Marshall up to these days? I wouldn't be surprised if she was him.
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Post#8 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:55 pm

I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say....

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OH DEAR GOD! WHOEVER THIS GUY IS, PLEASE DON'T BE A CELTICS FAN!!
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Post#9 » by hickfromfrenchlick » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:56 pm

truth, use the spoiler button dude!
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Post#10 » by truth18 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:57 pm

hickfromfrenchlick wrote:truth, use the spoiler button dude!


No. Maybe eventually people will stop making threads on this guy. Mods can feel free to edit my post.
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Post#11 » by hickfromfrenchlick » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:57 pm

CeltsfanSinceBirth wrote:I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say....

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OH DEAR GOD! WHOEVER THIS GUY IS, PLEASE DON'T BE A CELTICS FAN!!


Yeah, I heard it was a Celtics fan who kept saying "she" wanted a "STUD" and no "ham & eggers"
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Post#12 » by Scoonie » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:59 pm

Ray Allen's wife is absolutely beautiful and he's spending his time masturbating on the internet.
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Post#13 » by The_Ghost_of_JB » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:07 pm

Doesn't anyone just watch online porn anymore and be done with it? Those were the good old days.
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Post#14 » by jfs1000d » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:09 pm

Dude. This hurts. I am sure his wife knows, but she's a sweetheart. So embarrassing.
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Post#15 » by Writebloc » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:26 pm

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Post#16 » by FlatearthZorro » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:32 pm

jfs1000d wrote:Dude. This hurts. I am sure his wife knows, but he's a millionaire. So embarrassing.


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Post#17 » by The_Ghost_of_JB » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:33 pm

Rumor has it KG and PP are behind this.
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Post#18 » by FlatearthZorro » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:35 pm

On a serious note Ray could be gay and could be trying to hide behind him chatting with women online bla bla bla....
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Post#19 » by Celtic Esquire » Tue Nov 21, 2017 6:37 pm

This is hilarious and yet sad at the same time.
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Re: Oh Ray Allen... 

Post#20 » by CelticsWin5 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 7:09 pm

Would be funny if this was rondo doing it

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