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⚸⚶Curse Your Enemy ⚛⚳

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⚸⚶Curse Your Enemy ⚛⚳ 

Post#1 » by truth18 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:21 pm

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You are wrong.

You are wrong about the NBA.

You have been wrong about everything in the NBA.

You thought the Warriors beat the Cavs in the finals last year.

You were wrong. The Warriors beat the Cavs in the finals last year—**** THE LAKERS.

You thought we acquired Kyrie.

You were wrong. We acquired Kyrie—**** THE LAKERS.

You thought The Lakers didn’t matter—you still think they don’t matter—they have always mattered. **** THE LAKERS.

You will tell me: “but the Sixers are a historical rival, Truth18.”

Correct, but you forget: **** THE LAKERS.

You have seen it on your block. You have heard whispers of it on your streets. It is true, the Celtics have become the Boston Celtics again.

Cast your preseason opinions away! The preseason has never mattered. It is the incandescent jade heart of green that matters. Rip off the electric arms of rumor and throw aside your static veil of doubt! Rage against the fleshy spectre, forever rampaging, bruised and jaundiced, that is the LA basketball media machine! Embrace this year. Remember Red.

Cast aside your false grudges and consider the teams:

Larry Bird choked someone in Philadelphia at some point long ago. They choke in a different way now.

The Raptors are a team with players. A nurse is their head coach. They are quite successful for a young franchise. They do not matter.

The 500,000 dollars per season ticket San Francisco Warriors will pay for their basketball sins, bougie and Boogied.

The Wizards will soon dissolve into their black reflections on the pools of Grunfeldia as the infinite cacophony of the Capital One screams. John Wall will run from his own reflection, a dark Siddartha, eating Vaseline, surrounded by ghosts of Arenas.

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I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.


What is a Buck? Who? Where?

Post-Hakeem Rockets are a joke of a franchise that are defined by their underachieving, just like their current stars always were. Morey burns red and grey offerings at altars of Ainge for nothing.

None of them matter. Outside of the Sixers, they never have.

I have heard people on this forum in recent years say that they feel bad for the Lakers. I have seen us create a Kobe appreciation thread. Recently, in the Around the NBA thread, someone said they are jealous of the Lakers. Jealous of the **** Lakers. Someone else wished them well on the season in the interest of the Warriors suffering. We have lost the plot.

It is in fact the opposite. The Lakers have always been jealous of us. They have the media. They have the fair-weather fans. They have the logo. They have a **** ton of cash. They have the heat and glamour of the Los Angles area to attract players. But they will always be second best. Sixteen or twelve (it’s twelve), however you want to count it, they will not surpass us or our legacy. They know this too, you can see their insecurity present in everyone from their casual fans to Jeanie.

We have the cold. ****, in New England, we ARE the cold. We don’t want glamour. We don’t want media attention (at least I don’t). We are not showtime. We fight showtime. We don’t get burnt. The treasure is in glaciers of ice.

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Original mint.


This photo should fill you with primal rage. Does it? Do you hate the Lakers enough? Do you know the enemy? Are you ready to be the Boston Celtics again?

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Cause you want to take my picture. Cause I won't remember.


We are about to destroy this league. This year, next year and the year after that. Be afraid if you want. Take things slow if you want. Don’t hate the Lakers if you want.

Everyone is wrong sometimes.

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Post#2 » by 3D Chess » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:30 pm

Poor Julius Randle caught in the crossfire. Didn't even wanna be there.

For real tho.

**** THE LAKERS.
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Post#3 » by ConstableGeneva » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:33 pm

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Post#4 » by djFan71 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 5:49 pm


Had to be done.
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#5 » by Parliament10 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:03 pm

PREACH!!!




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P.S.: **** the Lakers!!!
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Post#6 » by 31to6 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 6:44 pm

If we play them in the 2020 Finals (ft. Kyrie vs. LeBron) I'mma start wondering if this whole thing's a simulation.

Still pissed we didn't get their pick last year.

Look at their stupid faces though. Needs more RONDOOOOO and

**** the Lakers!
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#7 » by Domenico » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:46 pm

Thanks for pumping it up again. The Celtics are the balls!
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#8 » by Silky » Tue Oct 16, 2018 9:23 pm

djFan71 wrote:
Had to be done.


This was my immediate though
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Post#9 » by djFan71 » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:18 pm

Silky wrote:
djFan71 wrote:
Had to be done.


This was my immediate though

Been listening to them all day after his. Now, I'm even extra pumped for the game.

Also, **** the Lakers.
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#10 » by 87rottweiler » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:28 am

Ain’t gotta remind me fam.

**** em all.


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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#11 » by celticfan42487 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:34 am

Yo I know them

and as much as the media are in a circle jerk fest in downtown LA wanting them to be relevant so they can copy and paste their articles from the past 10 years and take a nap...

THEY ARE IRRELEVANT

still.

Sorry you ****, you still don't matter, you still are just at treadmill level.
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#12 » by SuperDeluxe » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:53 am

Not worried about the Lakers at all. We only play them two times this season, the refs will gift them one of those games. By the time they can surround LeBron with good-enough players, LeBron will not be LeBron anymore (and we'll probably have one, maybe two more championships).
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#13 » by Taget » Wed Oct 17, 2018 4:10 am

A bit austere and brutal but a good summary of my opinion on the matter.

Like lost dogs, they snap and whine
Is to silence them such a crime?
A waste of breath, a waste of time
Who will notice, who will pine?
If you were to look in my eyes
You would see the Killing Tide
Can you hear the future call?
Save yourself, kill them all


[quote:545636310b="Darth Celtic"]man, these refs need to stop giving us the benefit of the doubt and start screwing us.[/quote]

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Post#14 » by Kyrie For Three » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:00 am

Missed this thread the other day.

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Post#15 » by ThumbsUpBaby » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:53 am

I live in Los Angeles County. So what do I say to all the Lakers fans?

**** the Lakers. And **** LeBron too.
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Post#16 » by CeltsfanSinceBirth » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:06 am

I just got an alert from the NBA app on my phone telling me to watch Lebron highlights from his Lakers debut. ...........Um, why? They lost, and his stat line wasn't that great.
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#17 » by Kyrie For Three » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:26 am

No matter how bad anything gets with the Celtics.

Be grateful that this isn't us:

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Thread of the year right here.
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#18 » by 31to6 » Thu Feb 7, 2019 2:46 am

ThumbsUpBaby wrote:I live in Los Angeles County. So what do I say to all the Lakers fans?

**** the Lakers. And **** LeBron too.


Remember this beauty of a thread from October? Truth18 foresaw the looming shadows (in retrospect we all should have -- LeBron's in his Emperor stage at this point) and this guy got it. Necrobump time to say

**** THE LAKERS! Their franchise's future is on the clock.... tick.. tick. .. tick .. and we see them on the other side of it regardless of what goes down! How crazy is that?
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Re: Know Your Enemy 

Post#19 » by captain green » Thu Feb 7, 2019 6:11 am

All the lakers can suck an egg.
We always talk about there’s A-to-Z… really, there’s A-to-G or -E,’” Ainge told Celtics.com of a team’s typical offseason agenda. “This year, there’s definitely A-to-Z.” : danny ainge
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Post#20 » by GWVan » Thu Feb 7, 2019 1:50 pm

The Lakers deserve LeBron the franchise killer, I would feel sorry for any other franchise.
**** the Lakers
**** LeBron
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