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YOU GUYS WE WON THE WHOLE DAMN FINALS AND BANNER 18 IS FINALLY OURS!!

Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown!!! JRUE! HORF! Derrick Motherthumping White! KRISTAPS PORZINGIS! Sam Hauser and Payton Pritchard and all the Celtics who played amazing basketball and helped the C's reach the mountaintop! Not to mention Brad Stevens and Joe Mazzulla!!

Congratulations Celtics fans we did it! Hug your friends and family and give yourself a high 5!

BANNER 18 BABY!! CELTICS ARE THE BALLS!!







2nd half:

FIRST

16 down. Banner 18 up!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LET'S GO CELTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!



FINALLY!!!! Love you all.

A HUGE THANK YOU to the Heat, Cavs, Pacers and Mavs for volunteering to be our sacrificial lambs.

And another one to Parl and bisme for the game threads and post-game threads.

Love you all. Thank you for being along for the ride. I'm drunk on joy.

Jaylen & Jayson for co-FinalsMVPs. Please!!! Make it happen!

Deuce hugging his dad is making me choke up.

It has indeed been a long journey, Jayson. And we can't wait to see where it goes next.

So proud watching you grow up with us in Boston.

Tatum finally had a 1rst Team All-NBA game. Derrick White, Jrue Holiday, Al Horford and Jaylen Brown played GREAT DEFENSE and were magnificent. Sam Hauser was superbly clutch. And Pritch did it again.

Luv the refs for calling Luka for a foul in the 1rst minute and an early moving block on Lively. Let Dallas know they weren't going to get away with that Game 4 BS again.

An Alternative view:

Pts. + Rebounds + (0.5xAssists) + Steals + (0.5xBlocks) - Missed Field Goals - (0.5xMissed Free Throws) - Turnovers - (0.5xFouls)

+30.5 Jayson Tatum 45 minutes

+17 Derrick White 38 minutes
+17 Jrue Holiday 43 minutes
+16 Al Horford 32 minutes
+14.5 Jaylen Brown 44 minutes

+9 Sam Hauser 17 minutes

+3 Payton Pritchard 0 minutes
+2.5 Kristaps Porzingis 16 minutes
+1 Svi Mykhailiuk 0 minutes
+1 Luke Kornet 1 minute

Team Total = 112.5

Congratulations! You all deserve this as fans.

2024 NBA C H A M P I O N S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BANNER 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TATUM - YOU ADAPTED YOUR GAME AND OVERCAME

JB - MOST IMPROVED PLAYER, A GAMER, A DAWG

KP - THE RIGHT UNICORN AT THE RIGHT TIME, THE STRETCH BIG

JRUE - 3 AND D, THE GRITTY GLUE

D. WHITE - THE QUIET MVP, THE X FACTOR

AL - THE SOLDIER, THE LEADER, THE CALMING PRESENCE

HAUSER, PP, LUKE, X, BRISS, SVI AND THE GANG - THE BENCH MOB THAT HELPED BUILD THIS

MAZZULLA - YOU DID SOMETHING RIGHT

This title is for:

-the KG era C’s who should’ve won at least 1 more ring

-Ainge who laid the foundation

-Brad who supercharged it as a GM

-Wyc and the owners who have stayed the course with passion

-Mike Gorman in his final year announcing

-Bob Cousy wanting to see another C’s title in his lifetime

-WE THE FANS WHO HAVE WATCHED THIS SQUAD GROW UP

WE DID IT.

I'm not crying. You are.

WE DID IT !!!

God Bless you Jayson Tatum.

Yesssss!!!! Thank you Celtics! You won it for Al!! One more year Al!! I wish they could give both JB and JT the finals MVP.

JT really echoed PP lol.

Mazzulla not even smiling, just a businesslike handshake at the end, was the most hilarious image. WE DID IT!