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Previously, With The BOSTON CELTICS . . .




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Regular Season, Victory Count, 2024-25
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Victory Cigar

(26) Jayson Tatum
(8) Payton Pritchard
(6) Derrick White
(5) Kristaps Porziņģis
(5) Jaylen Brown
(1) Stay Ready Group
(1) Jaden Springer
(1) Sam Hauser
(1) Jrue Holiday
(1) Baylor Scheierman
(1) Luke Kornet
(1) Al Horford



(11) Jaylen Brown
(10) Jayson Tatum
(7) Payton Pritchard
(6) Kristaps Porziņģis
(5) Derrick White
(4) Al Horford
(4) Stay Ready Group/Team/Coaches
(4) Luke Kornet
(3) Jrue Holiday
(2) Baylor Scheierman
(1) Sam Hauser



Ties go to the Team. – Cut-off Time, is when the next Game Thread is made.
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If Duke wins vs. Houston as expected, the friendship between Tatum and Horford might be on the line. Gators vs. Blue Devils for all the marbles. This could seriously endanger our title repeat chances.

bisme37 wrote:

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Also OUT: Bey for WAS and Maine guys for BOS.
Also QUESTIONABLE: Vukcevic and Holmes for WAS.

ConstableGeneva wrote:

bisme37 wrote:

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Also OUT: Bey for WAS and Maine guys for BOS.
Also QUESTIONABLE: Vukcevic and Holmes for WAS.

Any word on Walsh?

Boston plays at 6PM.
Maine plays at 7PM.

Parliament10 wrote:

ConstableGeneva wrote:

bisme37 wrote:

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Also OUT: Bey for WAS and Maine guys for BOS.
Also QUESTIONABLE: Vukcevic and Holmes for WAS.

Any word on Walsh?

Boston plays at 6PM.
Maine plays at 7PM.

He's been recalled to the big club and is not listed on the injury report. So presumably he's AVAILABLE to play for Boston.

ConstableGeneva wrote:If Duke wins vs. Houston as expected, the friendship between Tatum and Horford might be on the line. Gators vs. Blue Devils for all the marbles. This could seriously endanger our title repeat chances.

Their friendship is safe but Tatum might be distraught for a while... Hope he lets out his frustration over the loss and put 80 on Wizards' head.

Celtics record with Kristaps, first 20 games: 11-9
Celtics record with Kristaps, last 20 games: 17-3

Thread title candidates:

Wizards Engandalfed
Something about Washington DC dysfunction
Washington Impeached
Washington Fails Monumentally
Wizards Wand-er Into Oblivion/Irrelevance/etc.
Wizard Fans Left Wand-ering

Hmm. The Wand puns might be better for the Magic.

The Monument pun was the only George Washington one I could think of that wasn't too long.

Oh, wait ...

Celtics Throw Washington Across the Potomac

Fencer reregistered wrote:Thread title candidates:

Wizards Engandalfed
Something about Washington DC dysfunction
Washington Impeached
Washington Fails Monumentally
Wizards Wand-er Into Oblivion/Irrelevance/etc.
Wizard Fans Left Wand-ering

Hmm. The Wand puns might be better for the Magic.

The Monument pun was the only George Washington one I could think of that wasn't too long.

Oh, wait ...

Celtics Throw Washington Across the Potomac

Celtics put the Flagg in Capitol Hill
Celtics Beat the Wandless Wizards
No Spells, Just Smells — Wizards Stink as C’s Helped Their Cause to Pick 31

I sure hope this will not be an AOS game....

ThePigeon wrote:

Fencer reregistered wrote:Thread title candidates:

Wizards Engandalfed
Something about Washington DC dysfunction
Washington Impeached
Washington Fails Monumentally
Wizards Wand-er Into Oblivion/Irrelevance/etc.
Wizard Fans Left Wand-ering

Hmm. The Wand puns might be better for the Magic.

The Monument pun was the only George Washington one I could think of that wasn't too long.

Oh, wait ...

Celtics Throw Washington Across the Potomac

Celtics put the Flagg in Capitol Hill
Celtics Beat the Wandless Wizards
No Spells, Just Smells — Wizards Stink as C’s Helped Their Cause to Pick 31

I sure hope this will not be an AOS game....

You guys better be careful or you'll end up being in charge of the postgame threads. Pretty sure this is how I ended up doing them haha. One minute I was making jokes and the next minute it was my job lol.

ConstableGeneva wrote:

bisme37 wrote:

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Also OUT: Bey for WAS and Maine guys for BOS.
Also QUESTIONABLE: Vukcevic and Holmes for WAS.

Vukcevic and Holmes are now both OUT.

zoyathedestroya wrote:

ConstableGeneva wrote:

bisme37 wrote:

Read on Twitter

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Also OUT: Bey for WAS and Maine guys for BOS.
Also QUESTIONABLE: Vukcevic and Holmes for WAS.

Vukcevic and Holmes are now both OUT.

So who is available?
Smart, Sarr, Poole, two cats and a dog?

Middleton, Coulibaly, Kispert, George, Brogdon, Vukcevic and Holmes are all out

I hope we sit and least JB and Jrue

bisme37 wrote:

ThePigeon wrote:

Fencer reregistered wrote:Thread title candidates:

Wizards Engandalfed
Something about Washington DC dysfunction
Washington Impeached
Washington Fails Monumentally
Wizards Wand-er Into Oblivion/Irrelevance/etc.
Wizard Fans Left Wand-ering

Hmm. The Wand puns might be better for the Magic.

The Monument pun was the only George Washington one I could think of that wasn't too long.

Oh, wait ...

Celtics Throw Washington Across the Potomac

Celtics put the Flagg in Capitol Hill
Celtics Beat the Wandless Wizards
No Spells, Just Smells — Wizards Stink as C’s Helped Their Cause to Pick 31

I sure hope this will not be an AOS game....

You guys better be careful or you'll end up being in charge of the postgame threads. Pretty sure this is how I ended up doing them haha. One minute I was making jokes and the next minute it was my job lol.

I'm a consultant. I advise, but others implement.

Or the thread title could focus on Marcus Smart ...

Team as a whole is just making 33.0% on 16.6 pullup threes per game while making 39.2% on 29.8 C&S threes. Take more conscientious shots, guys.

We're 15th in 3FG% on pullups but 1st in attempts. Cavs, in comparison, are 1st in FG% and 3rd in attempts.

Celts are 20.5 pt favorites

Tatum and KP out.

JB is available.

JB's all-NBA campaign continues

bisme37 wrote:Tatum and KP out.

JB is available.

Booo