Garnett Can Touch Rim
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 12:27 am
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 12:45 am
wow. . real funny. . . ya almost got me there. . .
2-yr old's scribblings>>the Onion
2-yr old's scribblings>>the Onion
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:27 am
Was that supposed to be funny or something?
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:31 am
The Onion once in a blue moon has funny stuff. But this wasn't funny.
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:52 am
I thought it was pretty funny. That was like 80% of what I talked about on the bball court in high school. I liked the other two bball articles they did, one on perk, another on that guy that came out of the closet.
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 3:57 am
haha, i got myself looking at there nba section now. The end of this one is funny... (and you like being told what's funny)
DALLAS
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 7:45 pm
TheSheriff wrote:The Onion once in a blue moon has funny stuff. But this wasn't funny.
lol. they are not making fun of KG, guys. sheesh, have a sense of humor.
my favorite part was the last line,
"Upon learning of his teammate's comments, Garnett said that if he got a large enough running start and jumped at the exact right moment, he could probably dunk a tennis ball"
also, the onion is hillarious.
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 8:02 pm
A fav Onion story (that was true) was about death of Bill Nye in that tragic, factory-sized baking soda-vinegar explosion.
Garnett's was awesome, IMO.
Garnett's was awesome, IMO.
Posted: Sun Mar 9, 2008 8:31 pm
I thought the article was about Garnett touching the rim without jumping and thought, "well, he is 7-1 so it's possible." When I realized the article was about the Ticket dunking the ball, something I've seen him do at least 200 times, I nearly fell out of my seat. 
"I proved everyone wrong," Garnett added. "I shocked the world, just like last year when everyone said I couldn't get backboard."
"I proved everyone wrong," Garnett added. "I shocked the world, just like last year when everyone said I couldn't get backboard."