OT: Zach Feinstein declares for NBA draft
Posted: Fri May 9, 2008 4:03 am
http://www.draftfeinstein.com/index.php
Do you think he's worth a shot with #60? I realize he's an unproven player, but who knows what he could turn into once he gets a ball in his hands? According to the scouting report he could turn into a Herm Klotz!
The short story is that I, Zachary Feinstein, have declared for the 2008 NBA Draft. As a 5'8" 130 pound Caucasian, I am the perfect candidate for professional basketball. Also, I do not play basketball.
You see, I am not currently on my college's basketball team (Division 3 just for reference) nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my high school's basketball team nor did I try out to be. I was at no point on my middle school's basketball team nor did I try out to be. The last time I was on a basketball team was before Bill Clinton got caught with his pants down.
Do you think he's worth a shot with #60? I realize he's an unproven player, but who knows what he could turn into once he gets a ball in his hands? According to the scouting report he could turn into a Herm Klotz!