I hold these truths to be self-evident

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Paul Pierce averages more points against the Lakers than against any other team in the league.

Paul Pierce is the mutha f***in' Truth.

There are no Lakes in LA.

Jeff Van Gundy a.k.a. Sam D Eagle is the best ESPN live game commentator in years.

I have never seen a 65+ win team get so little respect from so called pundits. Maybe it's backlash from the Mavs pathetic playoff performance from last year. About 50% of the national pundits were predicting a Cavs win; about 75% were predicting a Pistons win (in 6 no less); these numbers are about to grow. I have to say, I kinda like it. It would make winning it all that much sweeter.

Doc has learned a lot these play-offs, still, the clearest mismatch of the next series is Phil-Doc. One point Lakers.

KG and Perk are going to eat Gasol and Odom alive. Two points Celtics.

Kobe will get his. Pierce will too.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Jesus has been resurrected.

Jesus will be back on Late Night with Brookline