rule #33 do not look our dawgs of warr directly in the eye
we keep our dawgs hawgry and mean and they always attack before attacked upon. if tony laughing at you after monkeydunk protocol is for you to grin and show him your back like a purple ass baboon would to the silverback of the clan
rule #32 su casa es kkeltic casa
when we come to your gym you will welcome us as the conquering heros we are. we expect fresh fruit, your finest chronic, cold pbrs and peanut butter nanner sandwiches, freckle faced redhead youths wearing towels with your logo, appricot lubrication
we respect nothing. we will leave the visiting lockerroom and shower **** and stinking and the RICH MUSKY SCENT OF VIC'TRY shall linger long after the game. we share the smell of vic'try with you for we are kind
rule #00 you ain't a bitch if you switch
fans of other teams: you may join kkeltic nation when we are in town. your fellow fans can't get mad since they switched too. the next game you are all back to being fans of your own team and everyone acts like it nothing happened. you never openly speak of the supreme bliss and enlightenment you felt that night you were a part of kkeltic nation. you go to the grave hoping that heaven is something like this
the mangna carta is a living document. any member of kkeltic nation is welcome to add to the list. it is our hope that this list may help the rest of the association live peacefully and without incident under KKELTIC RULE this season
ps - to the realgm lakers who tried to get mangina banned last season she laughing at you and the pathetic gods you worship. mang urinate on your temples and play connect four on the graves of your forefathers.
to all other laker fans worldwide... mangina urinate on your temples and play connect four on the graves of your forefathers
KKELTIC PRIDE SHALL NEVAH DIE
JUST MULTIPLY
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