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mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:47 am
by coach mang
AKA NBA CODE OF CONDUCT

rule #33 do not look our dawgs of warr directly in the eye

we keep our dawgs hawgry and mean and they always attack before attacked upon. if tony laughing at you after monkeydunk protocol is for you to grin and show him your back like a purple ass baboon would to the silverback of the clan

rule #32 su casa es kkeltic casa

when we come to your gym you will welcome us as the conquering heros we are. we expect fresh fruit, your finest chronic, cold pbrs and peanut butter nanner sandwiches, freckle faced redhead youths wearing towels with your logo, appricot lubrication

we respect nothing. we will leave the visiting lockerroom and shower **** and stinking and the RICH MUSKY SCENT OF VIC'TRY shall linger long after the game. we share the smell of vic'try with you for we are kind

rule #00 you ain't a bitch if you switch

fans of other teams: you may join kkeltic nation when we are in town. your fellow fans can't get mad since they switched too. the next game you are all back to being fans of your own team and everyone acts like it nothing happened. you never openly speak of the supreme bliss and enlightenment you felt that night you were a part of kkeltic nation. you go to the grave hoping that heaven is something like this


the mangna carta is a living document. any member of kkeltic nation is welcome to add to the list. it is our hope that this list may help the rest of the association live peacefully and without incident under KKELTIC RULE this season

ps - to the realgm lakers who tried to get mangina banned last season she laughing at you and the pathetic gods you worship. mang urinate on your temples and play connect four on the graves of your forefathers.

to all other laker fans worldwide... mangina urinate on your temples and play connect four on the graves of your forefathers

KKELTIC PRIDE SHALL NEVAH DIE

JUST MULTIPLY

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Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:54 am
by greenbeans
the eve of destruction, fitting return. .

KKKEEEELLLICCCCCC

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:08 am
by dingodile
YES!!!!!!! You have been missed.

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:20 am
by 3pt %
just in time to Cry Keltic and Unleash the Dogs of War

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:58 am
by BillessuR6
I was hoping for a motivational speech from mang before the season!

Now we are ready to win banner 18!!!

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:18 am
by bruno sundov
AM I the onlyone who has no idea what you are talking about ever?

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:06 pm
by Prophet_C
I needed this.

All hail Mang!

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:42 pm
by Bad-Thoma
Play connect 4 on the graves of your forefathers? That's the poetry that's been missing around here, Mang! The Faker fans trying to get you banned were just scared and bitter, try to forgive their transgressions.

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:47 pm
by Dogen
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :cuddle :wizard: :lol: :crazy: :pray: Sticky this!

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:53 pm
by wetsthebed
I've been waiting for this.

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 3:54 pm
by wetsthebed
I'm stickying this until game 1 is over, unless any of the other mods object.

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:41 pm
by ParticleMan
WOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE'RE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:44 pm
by SeizeCoup
Ride or die Mangina.

Release the dogs of war!

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:52 pm
by Kefa461
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: 8-)

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:02 pm
by MyInsatiableOne
dingodile wrote:YES!!!!!!! You have been missed.


Amen!!

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:43 pm
by GWVan
Mang, you got me through the playoffs

And you appear here just in time to kick off the season - I'm feeling it now

We are not worthy

And I must say the connect 4 reference is absolutely brilliant for its sheer OOC nature

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:01 pm
by Celtics_Champs
MANG!

Keltic Pride!!!

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:05 pm
by Barry Lird
KKoach Mang done bus on out wif a bran new minstrel.

Arright Mang.

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:25 pm
by DorfonCeltics
Mangina, sorry for the whole spectacle on the Lakers board last summer. I shouldn't of sent you over their wielding a Keltic Nation swoard without more backup. I almost got banned as well for pointing you in the direction. But CanMan went to bat for us and kept us around so let's show these Fakers what realy Keltic pride is all about. Long live King Mang.

Re: mangna carta

Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:56 pm
by MyInsatiableOne
S'alright, we will destroy them again...what do they have, "Faker Pride"?