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Quickest ban ever??
I just noticed PerkIsABeast has "waived" status under his name. That guy went from registered to banned in less than a week! Is that the fastest ever on this board? 

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Can't be, I'd like to know what the quickest was though. And I still think he was an undercover Raps fan.
I was getting a kick outta the guy waiting for his first runin with Mang. Oh well, he lost me when he started gettin into the racial slurs.
I was getting a kick outta the guy waiting for his first runin with Mang. Oh well, he lost me when he started gettin into the racial slurs.
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greenbeans wrote:Can't be, I'd like to know what the quickest was though. And I still think he was an undercover Raps fan.
I was getting a kick outta the guy waiting for his first runin with Mang. Oh well, he lost me when he started gettin into the racial slurs.
As soon as he dropped the "Jew" in that post in a mean way toward Wyc and Co, I reprimanded him and then ran away from him...
Is that what got him bounced?
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To whoever banned him :
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
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amen.
the worst was when he found the general board, that's exactly the kind of poster we don't need representing the C's.
i suspect he was a faker or raps fan posing as a c's fan. had to be a gimmick, nobody is that ignorant.
the worst was when he found the general board, that's exactly the kind of poster we don't need representing the C's.
i suspect he was a faker or raps fan posing as a c's fan. had to be a gimmick, nobody is that ignorant.
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I remember aguila came back after being waved under a bunch of different names, and was swiftly shown the door. He's probably been on suicide watch ever since this team won the title under Ainge.
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DelMonte West wrote:I remember aguila came back after being waved under a bunch of different names, and was swiftly shown the door. He's probably been on suicide watch ever since this team won the title under Ainge.
Actually, as much as I used to give him **** on another board (and lets be clear, I couldn't stand him), Aguila is one of the most reasonable, balanced and insightful Celtics posters I have encountered, Post-KG. Additionally, I have gone back and read some of his pre-KG posts and after some reflection, a lot of his assessments were closer to reality than the pervading groupthink that comforted many a Celtic fan through those early Ainge years. It's amazing how perception shapes reality-- especially so when a person takes a stance that is outside the norm.
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easy pogue, that's the kind of wild talk that can get you thrown out of here 

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Dave_From_NB wrote:To whoever banned him :
THANK YOU!
It was a combination of a few of us (Celtics mods and GB mods) asking for him to be banned.
But it's not nearly the quickest. There've been posters who've lasted a matter of minutes before being banned. Usually spammers, returning banned posters, or people just signing up to cause trouble.

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As a Jew, I am sad to say it was not me who banned him....and weve had bans in under 2 hours before many a time on spammers.
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I thought he was one of you guys ! Anyway I'd like to thank westthebest for the assassination of perk.
Dude was definitely a runaway freight train to say the least.
Dude was definitely a runaway freight train to say the least.
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The worst thing that guy did was swipe the perkisabeast name and falsely claim the perkisabeast.com website as his own.
That's so low.
That's so low.
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He just wanted attention like a kid with too much caffeine. He sounded like a twelve year old wanting to cause trouble in between marathons of playing Guitar Hero.

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greenbeans wrote:Can't be, I'd like to know what the quickest was though. And I still think he was an undercover Raps fan.
I was getting a kick outta the guy waiting for his first runin with Mang. Oh well, he lost me when he started gettin into the racial slurs.
I felt the exact same way.
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It could have reached some demented other level, stuff of posting legend. They could have pushed each other in a Larry/Magic type dynamic. What a shame. Damn anti-semite.
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cfan79 wrote:He just wanted attention like a kid with too much caffeine. He sounded like a twelve year old wanting to cause trouble in between marathons of playing Guitar Hero.


Gant wrote:The worst thing that guy did was swipe the perkisabeast name and falsely claim the perkisabeast.com website as his own.
That's so low.
Agree, he had me thinking it was him until he actually started posting. I think he was a C's fan, just a **** stupid one...
greenbeans wrote:Can't be, I'd like to know what the quickest was though. And I still think he was an undercover Raps fan.
I was getting a kick outta the guy waiting for his first runin with Mang. Oh well, he lost me when he started gettin into the racial slurs.
Dude, him going at it with Mang would have been EPIC!!!
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What did he say about Wyc? I didn't even know Wyc was Jewish. Good thing I wasn't there, since I have a "jew" in my avatar.
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greenbeans wrote:I was getting a kick outta the guy waiting for his first runin with Mang.
Mang would have destroyed him.

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tombattor wrote:What did he say about Wyc? I didn't even know Wyc was Jewish. Good thing I wasn't there, since I have a "jew" in my avatar.
He said something to the effect of "the owners must be happy because those Jews can cash in on the Celtics" in so many words...
The guy was an ass-clown, plain and simple!
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westthebest wrote:greenbeans wrote:I was getting a kick outta the guy waiting for his first runin with Mang.
Mang would have destroyed him.
OH yeah, but it would have been awesome to watch!!

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