10 new board suggestions for RealGM

[Gant]

Merry Christmas everyone. Blessings on the day. Especially you Tiny Tim.

RealGM has about 50 basketball discussion boards, but judging by the amount of times the following subjects come up, they could use a few more. Here's some suggestions:


1) The Tommy Board

Yes we know. You hate Tommy. You say he's a homer and that he's the worst announcer in the game. Yet you keep tuning in. Do you turn the sound down and play Vivaldi? No, you just keep listening then get on the internet and gripe about it.

Tough tinsel, Tommy whiners. He was a great player, a brilliant coach, and still knows way more about this game than anyone in your struggling franchise. We love him and he's not going anywhere.

(This would be the most frequented board on this entire website.)


2) The Paul Pierce Fakes Injuries Board

All I have to say is: What pray tell did he gain from this Machiaveliian ploy ?


3) The Paul Pierce Was Nothing Before KG and Ray Allen Arrived Board

This is the first of many discussion groups dedicated to saying each of the Celtics are really not very good because they never won a championship before last year. So if you bring up Paul Pierce, he isn't very good...


4) The Garnett Was Nothing Before Joining Pierce and Ray Allen Board

...they also say Garnett is really not that great because he also never won a title with bad teammates. (Who in the name of James Naismath ever has?)

So every time a Celtics player is discussed, each according to these self proclaimed experts is really not good. Their past proves it.


How come then, basketball-back-of-the-classers, are the Celtics playing like one of the all time great teams if each of their players is so untalented?


5) The Doc Rivers Was A Terrible Coach Before He Got Great Players Board

This is always from the very same people who say Pierce, Allen, and Garnett are all no good when the topic is solely about them.

Doc is coaching the same way he always has. Of course he couldn't win with Allan Ray and Gerald Green starting!


Earth to whiners, name me a a Phil Jackson team filled with bad players? How would he do if he didn't parachute in to a stacked roster?


6) The I Really Used To Like Kevin Garnett But Now I Hate Him Board

Garnett hasn't changed one bit. You used to like him because he used to lose. You hate him because now he's burying your favorite team (and loving every minute of it).


7) The I Hate Every Player On The Celtics Aside From Ray Allen (Except in LA where they hate Ray Allen too) Board

You hate the Celtics? Like we care.


8) The Perkins Is A Scrub Board

A "scrub" to these nice folks is apparently someone who has not made the all star game.

A guy who plays to his strengths, makes few mistakes, shoots a high percentage, controls the middle, is a great teammate and a furiously hard worker is no scrub!


9) The Rondo Is A Scrub Board

Heh heh. Heh heh heh. Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA!!!! ...sniffle.

Seriously stop. Of all the dumb dumbness out there, I think this is the absolute dumbest.


10) The Celtics Are Not Going To Win The Title Again Board.

Yes they are.



(Merry Christmas to all you visiting Celtic loathers too. May all your nonbasketball wishes come true.)

[Kefa461]

This deserves a sticky. Mods think about it Sticky this post. Gant I bow to your genius.

[Datruth345]

Amen

[Bad-Thoma]

Gant, you have my blessing when it comes to speaking for Celtic's nation, I think we should all get together and vote Gant the Head of Public Relations, in charge of shooting down whiney posters from other teams that hate on the C's because they frequently and mercilessly mash their favorite teams.

[Celtics_Champs]

This is real good work gant. Probably one of my favorite tens from you.