Celtics @ Clippers - Wednesday, February 25th
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:39 pm
I'm starting a proto game thread which can be easily be dissolved by soaking in water when the real game thread arrives.
I have not seen the Clippers play this season and yet feel strangely compelled to start the discussion early anyway.
Here's what I do know about the Clippers:
Chris Kaman has been out since November with a sore left foot.
Al Thornton missed the last game, also with a sore foot. Left or right is still undetermined.
Zachity Zach did the smackity smack on the face of Louis Amundson and was suspended two games, but that was a while ago and he's backity back.
Their starters: PG Baron Davis, SG Fred Jones, SF Eric Gordon, PF Mardy Collins, C Zachity Randolph.
Maybe Thornton will be back in which case that lineup is trashed and there will be a different one. Whatever.
Key reserves: former Minuteguy Camby, former Celtic Ricky, and a couple of guys named Novak and Taylor.
They also have a guy named Jordan on their team but he's not Michael and he didn't play in their last game and I don't know anything about him either.
Their record: 14 wins, lotsa losses.
Celtic starters: PG Rajon Rondo, SG, Ray Allen, SF Paul Pierce, C Perky, PF Glen Davis I guess.
Garnett is recovering. Scalabrine is recovering. Tony Allen is out.
Key reserves: current Celtic House, current Celtic Powe, current Celtic Pruitt, former AND current Celtic Mikki Moore.
With the big man shortage, Mikki Moore should see action in this contest. Also we can expect cameo appearances by Bill Walker and JR Giddens starring as themselves.
The Celtics record: 46 wins, not very many losses.
Key match up: None.
Keys to the game:
1) Make up something to get mad at them about, even if it's not true.
2) Say hi to Ricky but don't go out with him the night before.
3) Play sound fundamental basketball, while encouraging the other team to play unsound, wildly improvised basketball (or even encourage them to play a different sport altogether like swimming, field hockey or luge).
Last thought. Yell it loudly with me now: "BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!"
Wait, what? It's not that LA? Oh sorry. Well then, whisper very softly with me now: "beat la- beat la- beat la."
Also the game is really late, so if you want to see Mikki Moore you're either going to have to take a nap beforehand or miss some sleep that night.
I have not seen the Clippers play this season and yet feel strangely compelled to start the discussion early anyway.
Here's what I do know about the Clippers:
Chris Kaman has been out since November with a sore left foot.
Al Thornton missed the last game, also with a sore foot. Left or right is still undetermined.
Zachity Zach did the smackity smack on the face of Louis Amundson and was suspended two games, but that was a while ago and he's backity back.
Their starters: PG Baron Davis, SG Fred Jones, SF Eric Gordon, PF Mardy Collins, C Zachity Randolph.
Maybe Thornton will be back in which case that lineup is trashed and there will be a different one. Whatever.
Key reserves: former Minuteguy Camby, former Celtic Ricky, and a couple of guys named Novak and Taylor.
They also have a guy named Jordan on their team but he's not Michael and he didn't play in their last game and I don't know anything about him either.
Their record: 14 wins, lotsa losses.
Celtic starters: PG Rajon Rondo, SG, Ray Allen, SF Paul Pierce, C Perky, PF Glen Davis I guess.
Garnett is recovering. Scalabrine is recovering. Tony Allen is out.
Key reserves: current Celtic House, current Celtic Powe, current Celtic Pruitt, former AND current Celtic Mikki Moore.
With the big man shortage, Mikki Moore should see action in this contest. Also we can expect cameo appearances by Bill Walker and JR Giddens starring as themselves.
The Celtics record: 46 wins, not very many losses.
Key match up: None.
Keys to the game:
1) Make up something to get mad at them about, even if it's not true.
2) Say hi to Ricky but don't go out with him the night before.
3) Play sound fundamental basketball, while encouraging the other team to play unsound, wildly improvised basketball (or even encourage them to play a different sport altogether like swimming, field hockey or luge).
Last thought. Yell it loudly with me now: "BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!"
Wait, what? It's not that LA? Oh sorry. Well then, whisper very softly with me now: "beat la- beat la- beat la."
Also the game is really late, so if you want to see Mikki Moore you're either going to have to take a nap beforehand or miss some sleep that night.