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C'mon Bill Simmons, make a call before you print rumors like staples in the knee.

Article on Danny Ainge in usatoday (via celticsblog):

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketba ... inge_N.htm

This summer he dealt with questions on the status of superstar Kevin Garnett's knee, including whether the 33-year-old forward had tendons stapled to bone (Ainge says he does not).

"It's like this thing created a life of its own," Ainge says. "I've had so many crazy questions. People say, 'He tore his (anterior cruciate ligament) and you didn't want to say it.' My gosh.

"He had an aggravating bone spur on the back of his knee. It was a good-sized one. There was no structural thing there. I think KG is going to be fine. He looks good right now. He's just got to get his confidence back, his strength, all that."

more good news (though i and most others probably thought there were no staples in the first place)

I heard that K.G had to get his butt cheeks stabled from the slap Lamar gave him when we beat you guys in LA. Is that true...........

TonyMontana wrote:I heard that K.G had to get his butt cheeks stabled from the slap Lamar gave him when we beat you guys in LA. Is that true...........

It's sad that you find 'Male butt slapping' funny Tony..you're so gay..lmao...

BRUNiNHO91 wrote:

TonyMontana wrote:I heard that K.G had to get his butt cheeks stabled from the slap Lamar gave him when we beat you guys in LA. Is that true...........

It's sad that you find 'Male butt slapping' funny Tony..you're so gay..lmao...

Your just mad cause you wished Lamar would've slapped your arse instead of K.Gs.............................. DONT LIE. You even posted it on the game thread and then you deleted it.

it went like this.

Kefa wrote "dam did you see that" "Give him a tech reff"

Prophet C wrote " I know what was up with that" "Its one thing to get our arses kicked but to get it slapped"

BRUNiNHO91 wrote with a soft tone "Ohhhh I wish that was me give it to me pappi"

Is that why the Lakers play at the "Staples" Center.

Kefa461 wrote:Is that why the Lakers play at the "Staples" Center.

Okay you got me there........ Good come back brah.

TonyMontana wrote:I heard that K.G had to get his butt cheeks stabled from the slap Lamar gave him when we beat you guys in LA. Is that true...........

Didn't Phil ask Vujacic to staple his hair back, Farmar to staple his ears flat, and Kobe to staple his penis inside his pants?!?!?

ROFL... give it a break Tony.

TonyMontana wrote:

BRUNiNHO91 wrote:

TonyMontana wrote:I heard that K.G had to get his butt cheeks stabled from the slap Lamar gave him when we beat you guys in LA. Is that true...........

It's sad that you find 'Male butt slapping' funny Tony..you're so gay..lmao...

Your just mad cause you wished Lamar would've slapped your arse instead of K.Gs.............................. DONT LIE. You even posted it on the game thread and then you deleted it.

it went like this.

Kefa wrote "dam did you see that" "Give him a tech reff"

Prophet C wrote " I know what was up with that" "Its one thing to get our arses kicked but to get it slapped"

BRUNiNHO91 wrote with a soft tone "Ohhhh I wish that was me give it to me pappi"

Papi???Lmao

I think you just mistook me for Joe Biscuit...xD

Dogen wrote:
Didn't Phil ask Vujacic to staple his hair back

Seriously brah, how sad is that your coach has to tell you to get a haircut. Its like your a kid getting ready to go to school and your mom has to tell you and drive to the barber shop.

This thread took a bizarre turn

famadihana wrote:This thread took a bizarre turn

Dammmmmm Laker fans always derailing your threads, I call for a ban of the poster that derailed this thread............. .

TonyMontana wrote:

Dogen wrote:
Didn't Phil ask Vujacic to staple his hair back

Seriously brah, how sad is that your coach has to tell you to get a haircut. Its like your a kid getting ready to go to school and your mom has to tell you and drive to the barber shop.

A confession: although it is fun and easy to make fun of Sasha, I would have picked him and Varejao over Allen and West in the Celtics 2004 draft. Still would, hair and all.

Dogen wrote:

TonyMontana wrote:

Dogen wrote:
Didn't Phil ask Vujacic to staple his hair back

Seriously brah, how sad is that your coach has to tell you to get a haircut. Its like your a kid getting ready to go to school and your mom has to tell you and drive to the barber shop.

A confession: although it is fun and easy to make fun of Sasha, I would have picked him and Varejao over Allen and West in the Celtics 2004 draft. Still would, hair and all.

Not to derail this thread anymore, but through out this past few years specially last year I lost every bit of hope and faith I had in sissy boy. As a fan I think him and Farmar are the last two pieces I would like to see the Laker trade or get rid of. Im so sick of Sasha and Farmars antics and bitching and whinning that I would rather see them leave the Lakers for a bag of chips than have them sit on the pine doing nothing. But thats just me.

Maybe we can do a three team trade in the future. Im sure Sasha would look very nice in your greens. Can you picture that????

Tony.....

Didn't Phil ask Vujacic to staple his hair back [/quote]
Seriously brah, how sad is that your coach has to tell you to get a haircut. Its like your a kid getting ready to go to school and your mom has to tell you and drive to the barber shop.[/quote]

A confession: although it is fun and easy to make fun of Sasha, I would have picked him and Varejao over Allen and West in the Celtics 2004 draft. Still would, hair and all.[/quote]
Not to derail this thread anymore, but through out this past few years specially last year I lost every bit of hope and faith I had in sissy boy. As a fan I think him and Farmar are the last two pieces I would like to see the Laker trade or get rid of. Im so sick of Sasha and Farmars antics and bitching and whinning that I would rather see them leave the Lakers for a bag of chips than have them sit on the pine doing nothing. But thats just me.

Maybe we can do a three team trade in the future. Im sure Sasha would look very nice in your greens. Can you picture that???? [/quote]

Ruffles or Pringles......it makes a difference.....it really does.

I'd still take Sasha and Anderson over Delonte and Tony right now, but if it was just Sasha for either Delonte or Tony Allen--- I don't know, those are three players with some major faults. I suppose Vujacic can at least pretend to be a shooter at times, and T Allen can play better defense, but really none of the players have lived up to the promise. Oddly enough, I think Varejao is having the best career right now.

Yeah, this thread is officially derailed. Sorry Gant--- Simmons and staples just didn't cut it.

What, you mean Bill Simmons opened his big stupid mouth BEFORE having all the facts and made an ass out of himself? Super Celtics "fan" BS? I don't believe it! (/sarc)

Kefa461 wrote:
Ruffles or Pringles......it makes a difference.....it really does.

I'll take Chico's Corn chips. They're only 99 cents for a lb. DEAL or NO DEAL????

Dogen wrote:
Yeah, this thread is officially derailed. Sorry Gant--- Simmons and staples just didn't cut it.

Same here.

Shouldn't this dispel any lingering doubts that Simmons isn't a Grade A, 1st Class Ass-Clown? He most certainly is...lucky us, he's a "huge" "fan" of the Celtics...

Time for me to start a thread on the LA forum with the title "No Garden"...



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