so before i make my pick, i wanted to share something very unsettling with all of you.
im sure you have all noticed our commissioner (MGD) has been picking on me this draft... posting pictures of me from 2008 with a luscious long main of hair, being particularly snarky with me in responses to very innocent questions... and from an outsider perspective its taken as just plain old fashion bullying, and tom-foolery.
i am here today to tell you it is FAR FROM IT.
as some of you know Mike and I are friends outside of this pool, have been for many years, and we are known to have our rivalries. but over the past few weeks he has taken a weird turn.
im sure all of you saw that picture of me and some carnival lady - he jokes that its a match made in heaven.... but then i get this..
(note: i am not responsible for the picture your about to see - if you are on medication or have a track infection, please disregard)clearly Mike is in love with me. all the mean posts, direct harassment all makes sense now.
He posted that picture of that weird lady saying "I" was in love, but then he sends me a picture of himself dressed in the same fashion, in some perverted provocative stance?? (and this was just the tame stuff) i got 3 more of these "pics"
one had the song "Two of hearts" playing on loop in the background - wrecked that song for me forever.
i had to share this with all of you...dont trust MGD - he is a weird, lonley, odd, short man who sends pictures of himself to other men wearing hats.
sorry this had to end like this.
!!! LAST PICK OF THE DRAFT !!!BronxBombers Select:
A Skillful player - born April 11, 1984 (age 30) - from the Dominican Republic. He is known for his speed and defensive skills in center field. In his first 5 games with the Orioles, he hit 2 home runs, had 3 RBI, stole a base, scored 4 runs and batted .400. He won a gold medal for his home country in the 2013 World Baseball classic -
AND was voted by his peers the Most Valuable in terms of cheerfulness and one of high esteem. This player also has a vast collection of indoor potted plants, and enjoys the high concentrate of Vitimen C in fresh Mangos (44% of your daily intake in a serving of fresh mango)
Patrolling the Outfield and batting leadoff for the the Baltimore Orioles -
Alejandro De Aza