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Tina Cervasio: from the neck up, she's far from glamorous. But she has got the total MILF package otherwise, and I have a thing for her type, horse face or not, so I say YAY (as opposed to NAYYYYY... get it... horse.... har har har).

Kathryn Tappen: um, yeaaaaaaaaah!

Hazel Mae: She's not as intriguing as two years ago when she was a hot, new commodity and a welcome change to the NESN crew from guys like Bob Rodgers, Eric Frede, etc etc, but I'd still hit it. YAY

Amalie Benjamin: She's kinda ugly and greasy looking. NAY

I'd **** them all, but there are conditions. I'd make both Tina and Hazel put paper bags over their heads and I'd demand that Amalie left those cute glasses on, the ones she usually only uses off and on.

Amalie is the only one who knows sports, which is pretty hot, so I'd also demand she shout out Dustin Pedroia's on base percentage while I was doing her.

I'd tap Tappen all day, every day with no conditions though.

Ewwwww. Hazel Mae is a tranny and Amalie Benjamin enjoys Melissa Ethridge and clothes from L.L. Bean.

Back when Hazel was a host in Sportsnet in Toronto, I'd wake up early every day to see her. She was hot, not so much after she moved to Boston...

Come back Mae!

People I would screw before hazel or amalie:

Jayme Parker
Those Hot bruins ice girls
Mike Reiss

Tina, yeah why not. And tappen is a beauty.

You're all a bunch of idiots for hating on Amalie. She is adorable and knows sports. She may not be the hottest girl on television but she is cute and intelligent and knows more sports and the Red Sox than most of you. If only she didn't get Lilith Fair 2002 tattooed above her box. mahalo
~Chach~

Chach wrote:You're all a bunch of idiots for hating on Amalie. She is adorable and knows sports. She may not be the hottest girl on television but she is cute and intelligent and knows more sports and the Red Sox than most of you. If only she didn't get Lilith Fair 2002 tattooed above her box. mahalo
~Chach~

Being intelligent and knowledgeable about the Red Sox doesn't absolve her of being sexually unattractive.

Chach wrote:You're all a bunch of idiots for hating on Amalie. She is adorable and knows sports. She may not be the hottest girl on television but she is cute and intelligent and knows more sports and the Red Sox than most of you. If only she didn't get Lilith Fair 2002 tattooed above her box. mahalo
~Chach~

Did she really?

She is adorable and her intelligence makes her that much hotter. If you are basing her off of a few bad appearances on television then I feel bad for your penis' lack of use. mahalo
~Chach~

Chach wrote:She is adorable and her intelligence makes her that much hotter. If you are basing her off of a few bad appearances on television then I feel bad for your penis' lack of use. mahalo
~Chach~

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Sorry, I like REAL women. Amalie looks like a greasy college freshman.

Correction: you love transvestites from Canada.


The correct answer is Erin Andrews (because I said so):



:eyeboners:

Basketball Jesus wrote:Correction: you love transvestites from Canada.


The correct answer is Erin Andrews (because I said so):



:eyeboners:

Are those implants?

I want to poke those things.

9.5/10 body
7/10 features, everything else

i'd @#$% tina and hazel any day of the week

Hazel May...eww

GreenerPastures wrote:Are those implants?

I want to poke those things.

From what I hear they're pretty spectacular up close.

Basketball Jesus wrote:From what I hear they're pretty spectacular up close.

where'd ya hear that

Couple years back a little horny bastard was obsessed with wendi nix. Now, not so much....

Erin andrews is a hottie. ESPN has really upgraded from there days of only Linda Cohn.

Pierce 4 3 wrote:where'd ya hear that

ESPN Insider

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Sorry, I like REAL women. Amalie looks like a greasy college freshman.

Basketball Jesus wrote:Correction: you love transvestites from Canada.

If you are looking for a "real" woman, I'd suggest looking farther than Hazel and her made to order breasts. mahalo
~Chach~

Basketball Jesus wrote:ESPN Insider