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Post#1 » by Dirty Water » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:05 am

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Post#2 » by Dirty Water » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:10 am

1: Dice-K: Backdoor Cy Young run? Haha your wish is my command, coach
Lugo:(serious) anythign to divert the negativity from me.

2: Okajima: I have an ERA under 1, possibly anchoring the best bullpen in the majors, you go out and get a fat slob replacement for me, now you leave me out of the team photo. What going on guys?

3: Mirabelli: hey look one of Wake's knuckleballs has been in my hat for all this time
Schilling: Wow! Neat-o. I'll post it in my blog later.

4: Mirabelli: DH ME TODAY, TITO YOU GREASY BASTARD
*Francona hides behind Papi*

That last one was a salute to "Dougie's going deep tonight"
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Post#3 » by HeelSox » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:03 am

#1. Coco: "Dice-K...damn your sister is hot. I'd love to get her in bed and make her scream so loud your parents hear back in japan."
Dice-K: hahah ahhhh yes, I do throw strike.
Lugo: "I still can't believe that Bastard Chach won't sleep with me."

#2. "I get ONE loss...ONE LOSS...and you make me stand near Timlin...screw that"

#3 "Curt...don't look now..but I've still got Cla Meredith's cell number in my hat"

#4 "David, I think there's only one way to repay you for saving my job time after time."
"The guy is an idiot," Pedroia said regarding Cabrera. "I dropped my bat. It kind of freaked me out. I was upset they took him out of the game. He is good to hit. He's 9-15. The guy [stinks]."
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Post#4 » by Basketball Jesus » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:33 pm

1. Coco: "And then she goes up to Lugo and says 'Oh yeah, if you swing such a big bat, then why are you only hitting .238?' He was SONNED!"

Daisuke: "Ah ha ha ha; you tell #1 super funny time joke, Cocoro-san!"

Lugo: glares

2. Okajima: " Guys, I swear. It doesn't smell anymore."

3. Curt: "So, I hear people find your site funnier than mine. Can't have that. C'mere you."

4. Tito: "Stand close Ortiz and smile. I want to show everybody back home that I know black people."

Ortiz: "But I'm Dominican, skip."

Tito: "That's the spirit!"
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Post#5 » by Celtics_Champs » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:29 pm

First one, Lugo taps the guy on the shoulder
guy- Hey thats not funny
Coco and Daiske- Laugh

Second one Okie drops a dookie. Seriously, he probably did, look at there faces.

Curt to doug, hey where on the loveseat bench, lets hug!

Ortiz- No, tito, you have to show your teeth like this :D
Tito: huh? :-?
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Post#6 » by HeelSox » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:31 pm

^
try again.
"The guy is an idiot," Pedroia said regarding Cabrera. "I dropped my bat. It kind of freaked me out. I was upset they took him out of the game. He is good to hit. He's 9-15. The guy [stinks]."
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Post#7 » by Celtics_Champs » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:49 am

HeelSox wrote:^
try again.


lol What the ****? I know mine werent funny, but your captions were not that great either...

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