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Carlos Zambrano (54.00 ERA!)

vs.



Aaron Harang (5.40 ERA)

Harang had a bad start and still has only 10% exactly of Z's ERA.

"Everything was fine when we were in afternoon, single-deck stadiums (spring training). Now all of the sudden it gets a little different, we'll have to see. Well we haven't seen what we'd like to see, that's for sure."
-Lou Piniella

I wish Harrang had that much nasty in him. He does look a bit like a primate, but not a ferocious primate

Better start for Z.

Our offense is terrible.

Soriano with some stellar outfield play...the Reds announcers are laughing at him.

1-0 Reds.

The good news is, Zambrano's ERA went down

Haha this team makes me want to gorge my eyeballs out.

This team is quickly approaching 2006 level of suckiness.

Zambrano is the 4th highest paid pitcher in baseball folks

Assuming we can't score more than 3 runs (great chance) or we won't allow another run (great chance), the Cubs are 1-4.

The Cubs have now been screwed over by the umps in 3 of 5 games.

Theriot on 2nd with no outs. Chances he gets batted in?

FUKUDOME!

3-2.

I'd say 100% chance.

3-2

FUKU

We still need about 6 more runs with Zambrano and the bullpen on the mound.

Soto is comically bad. This guy needs to be out of baseball.

Big strikeout for Z on Stubbs to end the inning...they had two guys in scoring position.

Now we have to watch Soriano.

Tie game!

Soriano...did...something?