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Tom Gorzelanny (First start)

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Mike Leake (First start)

Leake is the first player in a decade to go right to the majors. He never pitched a single minor league game.

I have high hopes for Gorzelanny this year. Need the win to get to .500 on the road trip.

R. Theriot ss
K. Fukudome rf
D. Lee 1b
A. Ramirez 3b
M. Byrd cf
A. Soriano lf
M. Fontenot 2b
G. Soto c
T. Gorzelanny p

Good start for the offense. Theriot gets on and Fukudome doubles.

And the next two guys do nothing. This offense is hilarious.

And the Cubs lead the bases loaded with nobody out. All hail Rudy.

Wow.

Based loaded. 0 outs. Rookie pitcher's first inning ever.

0 runs.

Any other OF'er makes that play.

Bob is more relentless so far this season. He better cut it out or management and the players are going to throw him out for being too mean.

Soto is now hitting .100.

Gorzo looks solid to start the year.

At least Gorzo looks good early on. Better give up less than 5 runs though since our new offense is not capable of scoring more than that.

Unreal. Maybe the Chicago media shouldn't have given Rudy this much hype. This offense is ten times worse than last year.

Sorry Gorzo, you need to throw a complete game shutout in order to win this. Even if you do that you might not get the win.

Dusty send Rolen on a steal, he's easily caught by Gorzo. I love playing the Reds.

Theriot should take a lawnchair with him to 1st base since he clearly won't score.

Lee with an RBI single for a run, finally.

Well I'll be damned

I know Aramis usually has slow starts but he just looks awful so far this season.

To be fair everyone outside of Derrek and Kosuke look terrible offensively.

I'm loving Gorzo. He's validating my faith in him and my fantasy team (it's a real deep league).