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Once again I bring you....


First off let me thank the LAST-PLACE TEXAS RANGERS for beating the Milwaukee Brewers not once but twice!




Game Time: 7:05 PM CST
Network:


*Plays Tomahawk Chop song that somehow is not offensive but Chief Illiniwek was.*



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Things To Watch When Jacque Jones is At-Bat:
1) The Series Finale Of The Sopranos


2) The Simple Life Goes To Camp with jail bird Paris Hilton


3) Game 2 of the 2007 NBA Finals (Cavs/That team that always wins)

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4) The Tony Awards (My favorite awards show)


5) Or you can watch him strike out


Now to the game:

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Ted Lilly

4-4 3.99 ERA

VS
Buddy Carlyle

1-1 4.50 ERA

Notes:
-A win gives us the series win, a loss ties the series at 2.
-The Astros come into town tomorrow for a one game series.
-Oh wait, the Astros are already in town playing the White Sox.
-Oh wait, the Astros are already in town BEATING the White Sox.


"F*** You D$%^#^ SportsWorld you F**** F** B****"

Great game thread!
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I've decided today that I'm a Jacque Jones fan. It's not his fault that he keeps getting playing time even though he sucks.

Would be nice to see a Cubs win in HD.

If we win today and tomorrow I will be the first poster to make 3 game threads in-a-row against 3 different teams.

Start the game already.. I don't know how much more of Morgan I can handle.

Thank god the Sopranos are on tonight.

Lilly is the MAN!!!

WOW LILLY KICKED OUT?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WOW THIS IS A **** JOKE.

NO WARNING BEFORE THE GAME EITHER.

Honestly I haven't been this mad watching a Cubs came... in well... maybe forever. I can't recall a situation where we were getting more consistently screwed over in a series than this. Tonight has been horrible. I still can't even imagine a reason why they would have made the decisions they made when Lilly was booted. You all know the facts... so there is no need to recap them. I am so freakin' pi$$ed right now.

Rentaria (for that slide into second) deserves to get knocked out. Not kidding.

Lou: How do you know he threw at him?

Ump: I was waiting for it!

BAM! That shows he was expecting it... and therefore cannot make any kind of impartial decision. That ump should be fined or suspended for that. Terrible job. Call the game based on what you can see and what you know to be fair.

How is that any different than when Soriano got drilled?

Terrible job by the umpire crew. Maybe the worst I have ever seen... and honestly that is saying A LOT.

Soriano not running hard. Gets thrown out by Renteria.

What a joke.

**** THE UMPS.
THEY CAN THROW AT US YESTERDAY AND WE MAKE ONE MISTAKE AND IT COSTS US.
**** THEM

And JJ is 0-2.
He hasn't gotten a hit in like 20 at-bats in-a-row now.

Fontenot triples.
2-1 Braves

2-2
Soriano sac fly.

I'm still pissed enough that I would deck any Brave (besides John Smoltz) right now. Sure, whoever I hit may beat the hell out of me, and many of them would... but I'm still that ticked off.

Complete garbage.

Barrett!!!! Boom!

That... is what we call... JUSTICE.

Now... let's hope we can sustain.

Barrett shuts the Braves up.
The crappy Cubs could go 5-2 against them this season.