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Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 2:07 am**

NOTES TO THE COBS

THIS IS HOME PLATE. PLAYERS SCORE RUNS HERE. THIS IS HOW YOU WIN

THIS IS A HOME RUN. IT MOTIVATES TEAMS:

THESE ARE AWFUL PLAYERS, DON'T PLAY THEM:

THIS IS A HOME RUN PARK. IF WE CAN'T HIT A HOMER HERE SEASON IS OVER:

THIS GUY NEEDS RUN SUPPORT:

PLEASE WIN COBS

NOTE TO JIM HENDRY
PLEASE PUT DOWN THE DAMN BACONATOR AND MAKE A DEAL:

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 2:14 am**

no... for the cubs, home plate is where you go to make an out and make conversation w/ the ump and catcher for as much time as you can before heading back to the dugout.

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 2:39 am**

mmmmmm baconator..... heart attack waiting to happen

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 2:49 am**

I had the Baconator once. Let's just say the consequences far outweigh the positives

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:08 am**

i think ur giving them too much respect by calling them the cobs

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:11 am**

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:16 am**

is that u getting up after two vodka bongs?

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:18 am**

what happened to the other thread.

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:20 am**

BULL even PAX wrote:is that u getting up after two vodka bongs?

I would never do two vodka beer bongs.

And after the one vodka beer bong I do I usually can't get up for a good 10 minutes.

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:20 am**

A.J. wrote:what happened to the other thread.

This is tomorrow's thread

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:21 am**

WOW Allison Stokke ehhhh??? never heard of her.. now I have.

...now I have!

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:22 am**

how much vodka do you put in a vodka bong.... please don't tell me 12 ounces. i might puke

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:24 am**

SportsWorld wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

This is tomorrow's thread

who yall play tomorrow?

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:24 am**

rockies

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:25 am**

Rodanlee wrote:rockies

thanks.

should be a good series

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:29 am**

Rodanlee wrote:how much vodka do you put in a vodka bong.... please don't tell me 12 ounces. i might puke

I have never done a full one.

But about 3/4ths a beer bong, so probably close to what you're thinking.

I do em straight too.

Once in a while I will have a little red bull at the start to get me started, but almost always I do it straight.

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:34 am**

have u done one tonight... if so, how are u not passed out right now?

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:35 am**

Rodanlee wrote:have u done one tonight... if so, how are u not passed out right now?

I wouldn't be typing if I had done one.

So, no I have not.

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:38 am**

why in the world in the brewers forum it says scrubs@astros

Posted: **Thu Aug 9, 2007 3:40 am**

same thing goes here, we like to update how each other is doing... we had sewers@rockies.

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Cobs @ Rookies [08/09/07] Game Thread (Game 114 of 162)

Cobs @ Rookies [08/09/07] Game Thread (Game 114 of 162)