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ReddWing wrote:Being a fan of this team is tantamount to being in hell...There is no Christ that is coming to save us. Even if there was, we'd trade him for a 28 year old wing.
willeatfire4playoffsinmil wrote:Architect: *takes gulp from Jack Daniels bottle* Ok...hear me out...what if...WHAT IF...we put a giant hill in center field...but make it...*holds back laughter*....in fair territory!!! *bursts into uncontrollable laughter, passes out*
Drayton McClane: *sober, stone-faced, eating a small child* Only if a flagpole can be place on the top of it, also in fair territory. *stabs architect, begins drawing plans for bleachers 20 feet from home plate in left field*

willeatfire4playoffsinmil wrote:Not to try and rain on your birthday parade, but that can be dirt from anywhere, you know.
GYBE wrote:I tried twice to steal a piece of ivy from Wrigley. Both times it was confiscated and thrown away.