Around the League - Beasley Boogies to Detroit

Missed opportunity for Charlotte to ink Saddiq to a deal. Buzz City = Beyhive. The XXXL-sized dungarees may have left the building, but still his woebegone reign malodorizes the C-suite air.

Matches Malone · Post #1668 » by **Matches Malone** » Thu Jul 11, 2024 10:07 pm

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HKPackFan · Post #1669 » by **HKPackFan** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 2:54 pm

Matches Malone wrote:

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Somewhere Gus Johnson creamed himself while reading this tweet.

jschligs · Post #1670 » by **jschligs** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 3:30 pm

Much like most players over the age of 35, I really don't think he'll have a large impact on their playoff success. But every time we sign one I'm like "oh he's the one" lol.

Ron Swanson · Post #1671 » by **Ron Swanson** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 3:38 pm

Kinda crazy how they still had to rely on Lowry to give them 29 MPG in the playoffs. They definitely "won the offseason" but it's also kind of funny how everyone's just penciling in Philly as the 2nd best team in the conference. They're relying on more constantly injured and/or old, washed dudes (Lowry, Gordon, Embiid, George) than we are at this point.

Post #1672 » by **MickeyDavis** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 5:26 pm

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emunney · Post #1673 » by **emunney** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 5:30 pm

400m to run back a healthy 1st round sweep is truly wild. I would say I'd like to know what's in the water down there but we all know there is no water.

tydett · Post #1674 » by **tydett** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 6:14 pm

emunney wrote:400m to run back a healthy 1st round sweep is truly wild. I would say I'd like to know what's in the water down there but we all know there is no water.

If you told me there was someone there who was hoarding water illegally, Matt Ishbia would probably be my second guess after Tom Selleck, of course.

MikeIsGood · Post #1675 » by **MikeIsGood** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 6:24 pm

In some fun news, Ben Simmons literally can't throw it in the ocean.

MoreTrife · Post #1676 » by **MoreTrife** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 7:31 pm

The YouTube algo somehow put Big 3 highlights on my page and I made the mistake of clicking on it. Jeff Teague and Greg Monroe on one of the teams. Yikes, that's some ugly basketball. Big 3 is NOT for ME.

Post #1677 » by **ReasonablySober** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 8:59 pm

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Ron Swanson · Post #1678 » by **Ron Swanson** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 9:03 pm

That's insane. Players Union is gonna be pissed lol.

MiltownMadness · Post #1679 » by **MiltownMadness** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 9:04 pm

113m? That's insane to me. That's just so much money, I can't believe it

Turk Nowitzki · Post #1680 » by **Turk Nowitzki** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 9:10 pm

One of the more insane things I've ever seen a player do. Are they going to pay him under the table or something?