Jaylen Brown's fake hairline gets rubbed off on OG's jersey

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Jaylen Brown's fake hairline gets rubbed off on OG's jersey  

Post#1 » by Sgt Major » Sat Oct 25, 2025 5:39 am

Yeah, you read the title correctly. This is one of the funniest NBA videos of all time.


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Post#2 » by LAvision » Sat Oct 25, 2025 5:49 am

Carlos Boozer would be proud.
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Post#3 » by zimpy27 » Sat Oct 25, 2025 5:59 am

Hundreds of millions of dollars but still gotta paint their head
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Post#4 » by Dr Aki » Sat Oct 25, 2025 6:07 am

He had all summer to take a trip to Istanbul

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Post#5 » by chilluminati » Sat Oct 25, 2025 6:09 am

:lol: What was that weird bent over semi-zesty head fake 1 inch away from OG's torso? :lol: OG was just like "wtf is this guy doin?".

He left a skid mark
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Post#6 » by bonita_the_frog » Sat Oct 25, 2025 6:15 am

zimpy27 wrote:Hundreds of millions of dollars but still gotta paint their head

Yep unless you're into buying cars and houses (which a lot of people have without millions of dollars, plus I don't even like cars or driving) there's very little you can do with money.
Food or holidays I guess, but if you live in your favorite location it makes holidays a bit meaningless... and food just makes you fatter.
And you don't need anywhere near a million dollars to dress well...
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Post#7 » by dballislife » Sat Oct 25, 2025 6:34 am

do you want a will smith slap to the face balding is not funny
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Post#8 » by MrGoat » Sat Oct 25, 2025 6:54 am

I would have thought someone in the league could afford better than a Carlos Boozer at this point. I guess that's inflation for you

And the Boozer story is even funnier now that I look back on it. He even knew he wasn't fooling anyone [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JoIZnXLyUCk[/youtube]
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Post#9 » by Castle Black » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:18 am

The ghost of Carlos Boozer lives

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Post#10 » by Castle Black » Sat Oct 25, 2025 7:23 am

Honestly the sheer amount that came off from that little graze of the jersey is wild lol. And Jaylen was wearing a hat during his postgame interview so it was probably pretty noticeable how much was missing :lol:
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Post#11 » by Dominator83 » Sat Oct 25, 2025 8:12 am

He's got money to afford the best transplants. He should consult with John Cena
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Post#12 » by PlatinumState » Sat Oct 25, 2025 8:24 am

He doesnt even need shoe polish on his head. Not like he's in a Jalen Suggs situation
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Post#13 » by jmnvcavs » Sat Oct 25, 2025 8:31 am

Nobody makes fun of anybody besides people who are famous for losing their hair. It just happens.
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Post#14 » by jmnvcavs » Sat Oct 25, 2025 8:33 am

Sgt Major wrote:Yeah, you read the title correctly. This is one of the funniest NBA videos of all time.


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Post#15 » by UcanUwill » Sat Oct 25, 2025 8:34 am

PlatinumState wrote:He doesnt even need shoe polish on his head. Not like he's in a Jalen Suggs situation


How do we know, maybe its a very good polish? Reminds me when LeBron was caught trying to reattach his ''hair''. Maybe it is mean, but I find comfort in knowing that even these super alpha athletes are insecure about their looks.
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Post#16 » by UcanUwill » Sat Oct 25, 2025 8:38 am

Dominator83 wrote:He's got money to afford the best transplants. He should consult with John Cena


Wayne Roonie is always the person that comes to my mind first. Hey, if I had money to improve my look surgically, I might do it, I do not judge.
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Post#17 » by lambchop » Sat Oct 25, 2025 10:07 am

UcanUwill wrote:
Dominator83 wrote:He's got money to afford the best transplants. He should consult with John Cena


Wayne Roonie is always the person that comes to my mind first. Hey, if I had money to improve my look surgically, I might do it, I do not judge.


But Rooney constantly needs to re-do it. It's not a one off thing and that's what's off-putting to many guys. Flights to Istanbul every summer and 4 weeks or what not of forced rest. It's like being injured every summer.
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Post#18 » by UcanUwill » Sat Oct 25, 2025 11:25 am

lambchop wrote:
UcanUwill wrote:
Dominator83 wrote:He's got money to afford the best transplants. He should consult with John Cena


Wayne Roonie is always the person that comes to my mind first. Hey, if I had money to improve my look surgically, I might do it, I do not judge.


But Rooney constantly needs to re-do it. It's not a one off thing and that's what's off-putting to many guys. Flights to Istanbul every summer and 4 weeks or what not of forced rest. It's like being injured every summer.


I didnt know that. Yeah, in that case it is not worth it.
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Post#19 » by K N U C K L E S » Sat Oct 25, 2025 12:27 pm

zimpy27 wrote:Hundreds of millions of dollars but still gotta paint their head

What about LeBron? Why isn't he doing anything about his baldness? Why doesn't he just go clean shaven? He'd look like he was just drafted.


Whatever happened to the Hair Club For Men?
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Post#20 » by giannis and 1 » Sat Oct 25, 2025 12:59 pm

Classic Jaylen Brown, bricking the shot. :lol:
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