Off Topic - HOLY :CENSORED: !!!!

Post #1 » by **Sleepy51** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:28 am

Ok, I'm not a wrestling fan or anything, and I imagine neither are many of you . . . but right now I was just flipping, and on USA network, Jim McMahon is being locked in a cage with his mentally impaired midget leprachaun illegitimate son . . . named HORNSWAGGLE.

I feel like I just witnessed a supernova by accident.

and now they just spanked the midget in the middle of the ring.

Make that a binary supernova.

Post #2 » by **Sleepy51** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:29 am

Now they're tossing the midget off the walls of the cage.

I think I just reached enlightement.

Post #3 » by **Tommy Udo 6** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:31 am

Jim McMahon, the former Bears' QB????

Is he a wrestler?

Post #4 » by **Sleepy51** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:34 am

bulls6 wrote:Jim McMahon, the former Bears' QB????

Is he a wrestler?

Lol Vince McMahon. I told you I don't watch wrestling.

Post #5 » by **Sleepy51** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:41 am

I can only pray that if Voyager is still out there somewhere, transmitting that multmedia greeting card to the cosmos, introducing our species to the universe, that someone, somewhere, at some level of authority at NASA took the solemn responsibility to insure that some footage of professional wrestling made it on board.

This is what the advanced entities of the universe need to know about us before they decide that stopping by for a cup of tea is really such a good idea.

GswStorm3 · Post #6 » by **GswStorm3** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:52 am

I opened this thread thinking something important happened and found out this thread is about fake wrestling and a midget. :-?

Post #7 » by **Sleepy51** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:27 am

Night Angel 1 wrote:I opened this thread thinking something important happened and found out this thread is about fake wrestling and a midget.

But . . . but .. . but his name is HORNSWAGGLE!!!!!

Carl_Monday · Post #8 » by **Carl_Monday** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:25 pm

Night Angel 1 wrote:I opened this thread thinking something important happened and found out this thread is about fake wrestling and a midget.

Wait.... wrestling's fake? :cry:

killacalijatt · Post #9 » by **killacalijatt** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:02 pm

I was watching that also. :rofl:

Hornswaggle The Little Irish Dude

Post #10 » by **FNQ** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:25 pm

I remember watching this stuff as a kid... they have the owner wrestling midgets now? In a cage?

Post #11 » by **Sleepy51** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:03 pm

510Reggae wrote:I remember watching this stuff as a kid... they have the owner wrestling midgets now? In a cage?

I s

you not. This totally blew my mind. Just a short 450 years from Shakespeare stealthily elevating the conciousness of the masses with Macbeth and Hamlet to this. Western civilization is doomed I tell you. Every time Vince McMahon banks another million dollars, the terrorists win.

Bucky O'Hare · Post #12 » by **Bucky O'Hare** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:58 am

Hornswoggle McMahon. He was discovered to be the illegitimate son of WWE owner Vince McMahon, in real life, not just storyline.