grantpb wrote:I posted earlier, and will say this again: This thread is going nowhere good. I tried to let this thing die out, as neither side is going to be backing down, but you guys just kept bringing it up.
Let's just let this die.
I apologize for any OKC fans that have been over here and have given you a bad impression. I guarantee that they make up a minority, as most people in OKC are more respectful and well-mannered.
Topic over (hopefully)
ACT I: SCENE I: A MICROCOSM OF THIS THREAD
Husband: I can't believe you'd do this to me...after 40 years of being together, I can't believe I'd be in this situation.
Wife: [says nothing, appears noncommital]
New Boyfriend: Come on honey, let's go...
Husband: How dare you! Have you no shame, doing this right in front of my face?
Wife: [says nothing, appears noncommital]
New Boyfriend: Hey, I've spent alot of money on her. I deserve her.
Husband: But I've done nothing to deserve to lose her. I've been with her for a long time, supported her fully through her ups and downs. And she's still her with me and hasn't left yet.
New Boyfriend: Yeah...as I said, I've spent alot of money on her. I deserve her more. Trying to find another woman and build a relationship isn't something I'm interested in...seems preferable to just take yours from you.
Wife: [says nothing, appears noncommital]
New Boyfriend's Friend: [approaches Husband] Hey, buddy...listen. I wanted to talk to you about your wife...
Husband: [remains silent, glares]
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...I mean, she's just a wonderful person, and we're excited to bring her into the fold. And I think it would be fun to talk with you, the person who may be losing her and has a deep emotional connection to her, about how great she really is...
Husband: I do not want to talk to you.
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...and I'm not here to talk about her leaving. Nope. Not. At. All. But you do know she's leaving right? Have I told you that? I mean, that's CLEARLY not what I'm here to talk to you about...about her leaving you, even though she is...not here to talk about that. Just want to talk about her great she is. Even though she's leaving you...
Husband: I do not want to talk to you.
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...and I don't think we're stealing her from you. I mean, we deserve her, because...well...uhhh...because starting a new relationship with a woman who isn't married is really just too much work, you know? And isn't she just fantastic?
Husband: I do not want to talk to you.
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...oh, the things we'll talk about, you and I! Because I don't pick up on the subtle hints you're dropping about not wanting to engage me in conversation. This conversation we're going to have, about how great your wife is, even though she's leaving you for us, is going to be GREAT!
Husband: *sigh* That's it. I don't like you. I view you as a vulture. Get away from me.
New Boyfriend's Friend: WHAT?! How dare you be rude to me! I'm only trying to have a conversation with you that you'll find genuinely irritating, and despite your continued attempts to turn me away I'm not picking up on it, and am still trying to engage you in conversation! How dare you!
Husband: I thought I'm made myself clear. I don't like you. I view you as a vulture. I have nothing good to say about you, or anything nice to say to you. Please leave...
New Boyfriend's Friend: Well, if that's the way you're going to be...I'm just going to let this conversation die off.
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: I mean it! I'm going to stop talking to you!
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...starting right now!
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: Yep! Time for me to leave and hit the ol' dusty trail...can't sit here and talk to you all day...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: So, I bid you adieu! Good day, sir! I...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...am...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...done...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...talking...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...to...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...you..
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: ...
Husband: ...
New Boyfriend's Friend: Anyway, so what you think about your wife leaving you? Isn't she's JUST soooo great!
Husband: ...
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