Why the Raps were afraid of Dwight

DarthBane · Post #1 » by **DarthBane** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:14 pm

Well, series is over so this is all in good fun. I was going to post this image in another thread to help solidify my arguement about Dwight's post play. I'm just posting this because it's a funny image and I can't help but laugh when I see it, but to the mods, feel free to lock/delete if you think it will cause issues.

Without further ado... Why the Raptors are afraid of Dwight in the Post:

Once again, it was a good series by the Magic. Good luck next round. Maybe I'll feel better when Dwight abuses non-Raptor players

Post #2 » by **eyriq** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:19 pm

That is a great pic, look at the poor guys face. He's thinking "Am I really gonna get dunked on AND given a wedgie?"

MagicNolesFSU · Post #3 » by **MagicNolesFSU** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:20 pm

The raps were not afraid. Just unbelievably soft.

Post #4 » by **craig01** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:37 pm

magicman123 · Post #5 » by **magicman123** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:43 pm

if you ask me, it looks like the player is enoyin that

Post #6 » by **LiteHedded** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:48 pm

that image is friggin hilarious
LOL

SevereMagic · Post #7 » by **SevereMagic** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:00 pm

He was probably tired of Raptors pulling on his cape!

That guy looks truly helpless... so, so Weak.

DarthBane · Post #8 » by **DarthBane** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:05 pm

SevereMagic wrote:He was probably tired of Raptors pulling on his cape!

That guy looks truly helpless... so, so Weak.

*sigh* The sad part is that Humphries is probably our strongest banger inside. Rasho is probably bit more crafty, but Humphries is just a good old fashioned clumsy bruising big man.

theTHIEF · Post #9 » by **theTHIEF** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:06 pm

reasons they were actually afraid

1) Dwight can bench press their team bus
2) 3 20/20 games
3) No more elbow pads
4) Can block shots better than their entire roster combined

SevereMagic · Post #10 » by **SevereMagic** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:08 pm

DarthBane wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

*sigh* The sad part is that Humphries is probably our strongest banger inside. Rasho is probably bit more crafty, but Humphries is just a good old fashioned clumsy bruising big man.

LOL! Crazy pic!

DarthBane · Post #11 » by **DarthBane** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:10 pm

I figure I'll toss another picture in here. This one shows how awesome the Raps are at rebounding.

Wait... wait... I think I see a red shirt in the bottom left corner!

DarthBane · Post #12 » by **DarthBane** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:13 pm

theTHIEF wrote:reasons they were actually afraid

1) Dwight can bench press their team bus
2) 3 20/20 games
3) No more elbow pads
4) Can block shots better than their entire roster combined

Pfft, think what you will... but Dwight trying to grab your crotch has to be #1 on that list. Though I don't doubt all 4 of those contributed to Dwight's legacy.

theTHIEF · Post #13 » by **theTHIEF** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:16 pm

he didnt grab his crotch, or try to...he pushed hump back and had a hold of his shorts, hump came forward to push up and thats why it looks like he has his crotch...

if you just want to post the image, thats fine and lol's...but if you get the whole story...meh, not so lol's...

so...

theTHIEF · Post #14 » by **theTHIEF** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:25 pm

than the picture is all you need...you know what they say, it's worth a thousand words...

DarthBane · Post #15 » by **DarthBane** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:25 pm

theTHIEF wrote:he didnt grab his crotch, or try to...he pushed hump back and had a hold of his shorts, hump came forward to push up and thats why it looks like he has his crotch...

if you just want to post the image, thats fine and lol's...but if you get the whole story...meh, not so lol's...

so...

But the picture is so imaginative than the real story. Stop it Thief, I have little to smile about after Monday night

sChOlaRlY_Magi · Post #16 » by **sChOlaRlY_Magi** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:42 pm

Nice avatar pic there THIEF!

LOL

Duradero · Post #17 » by **Duradero** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:50 pm

I believe that's called a melvin. lol.

MagicNolesFSU · Post #18 » by **MagicNolesFSU** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:01 pm

Dwight beasted toronto all series long.

Post #19 » by **TMU** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:06 pm

After this season, everyone's going to fear Howard. Even Shaq for that matter.

orlandomike · Post #20 » by **orlandomike** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:15 pm

The funny thing is the ref there, he is looking straight at him. Was Howard called for that?