Dress up like this. That should do it.

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Sedale Threatt wrote:Barring the possibility of growing a pair of 34 EEs as pictures, or bribing an usher, your best chance is probably to figure out what hotel they're staying and get them as they're getting on/coming off their bus. That's where most of the autograph hounds hang out. Otherwise, it's going to be pretty tough at the arena.
The players generally loiter around in the locker room once they arrive, and they're there on business. You might be able to catch one of them really early before the game, but I doubt there's much chance that they'll stop and take a picture with you.
If you just want a picture, period, you can get pretty close to the court at most of the arenas I've been at, so I bet you can snap them as they're coming out of the tunnel. I was at a game in Portland over the holidays and I could have gotten within arm's length as they came out for warmups.
hermes wrote:i'd get there as early as possible, and if EE's idea won't work at least bring a smoking hot chick with you
couldn't hurt
snaquille oatmeal wrote:yes I am about to break the CB rules and talk basketball, but I didn't want to open a new thread just to ask this.
can somebody explain to me what "waived" means in this context.
"Livingston Waived By Memphis
Clippers Waive Hassan Adams"
does it mean that Memphis picked up Livingston and Clippers pick up Hassan then Memphis and the Clippers dropped them or does it mean that they just got picked up by Memphis and the Clippers like the articles on the wiretap imply? I thought waived meant to be dropped off the team.
TylersLakers wrote:
Well, my girlfriend agreed to show Phil her tits to make it happen, and she's got a set of D's on her. So I'm sure that could help.
DoctaJ wrote:^ I was waiting for this.
TylersLakers wrote:DoctaJ wrote:^ I was waiting for this.I knew someone would come with that. Lol, I don't know if she would agree, but we'll see.
Danny Darko wrote:TylersLakers wrote:DoctaJ wrote:^ I was waiting for this.I knew someone would come with that. Lol, I don't know if she would agree, but we'll see.
Hahah i didn't ask my girlfriends permission... I doubt Tony did either.... but hey you're a sensitive modern guy. I can respect that...
now post the picture