NBA: should it be made into ONBA?

cp3Nme · Post #1 » by **cp3Nme** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:24 am

i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.

SuigintouEV · Post #2 » by **SuigintouEV** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:26 am

wait...you're...serious???

:-?

Malapropism · Post #3 » by **Malapropism** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:43 am

Once I got to assfault, I knew it was a joke. :lol:

SportsWorld · Post #4 » by **SportsWorld** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:47 am

cp3Nme wrote:and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.

I don't know why but this made me lol.

@ndrew · Post #5 » by **@ndrew** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:50 am

LOL!!!!

Post #6 » by **TMU** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:54 am

cp3Nme wrote:i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.

I'd also like to see athletes wear their rain boots or ski masks when it rains or snows. And speaking of the environment, how about replacing the hardwood with soil and grass? Then you plant a tree right in the middle of the court.

GOAT_Marbury · Post #7 » by **GOAT_Marbury** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:21 am

i think homer said it best

Kiss my assfault..........

Trax416 · Post #8 » by **Trax416** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:13 am

This is obviously a troll.

But I love how people think almost no NBA players have played outside.

****, there is video of Kobe taking a **** on everyone at Rucker Park. Same with a lot of scrubs in the NBA. They would go there in the summer for fun, and dominate everyone. Then come back to the NBA and sit on the bench.

Rasho Brezec · Post #9 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:34 am

LOL @ assfault.

MeestR · Post #10 » by **MeestR** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:06 pm

isnt this called jamball? outside, trampolines, football pads etc? real life nbajam

Post #11 » by **arrpy** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 pm

Haha, What about in winter then? I guess you theory has a few flaws. :lol:

Storm Surge · Post #12 » by **Storm Surge** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:15 pm

stvfan5 wrote:isnt this called jamball? outside, trampolines, football pads etc? real life nbajam

slamball, but I think the league went down

Post #13 » by **NO-KG-AI** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:18 pm

cp3Nme wrote: ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball.

QFT

The_Toro · Post #14 » by **The_Toro** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:59 pm

arrpy wrote:Haha, What about in winter then? I guess you theory has a few flaws.

Who in their right mind would want to play outside from November-March in any of these cities

New York
New Jersey
Toronto
Phily
Boston
Milwaukee
Detroit
Cleveland
Denver
Salt lake City

Storm Surge · Post #15 » by **Storm Surge** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:06 pm

The_Toro wrote:
arrpy wrote:Haha, What about in winter then? I guess you theory has a few flaws.

Who in their right mind would want to play outside from November-March in any of these cities

New York
New Jersey
Toronto
Phily
Boston
Milwaukee
Detroit
Cleveland
Denver
Salt lake City

football players do it

Sedale Threatt · Post #16 » by **Sedale Threatt** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:12 pm

SportsWorld wrote:
cp3Nme wrote:and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.

I don't know why but this made me lol.

Yeah, me too. Like that's the clincher of the whole deal.

Joke or not, this has to be the single best first post I've ever read on RealGM.

@ndrew · Post #17 » by **@ndrew** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:14 pm

Yes this is one of the greatest - for sure. I'm laughing everytime I'm reading it.

Dr Octagonapus · Post #18 » by **Dr Octagonapus** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:15 pm

In the winter in the northern cities you can use skis and snowboards and stab opponents with ski poles.

FlashTheKilla · Post #19 » by **FlashTheKilla** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:29 pm

POTY? Assfault is a legendary word.

Muhammad_Ali · Post #20 » by **Muhammad_Ali** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:29 pm

cp3Nme wrote:i think NBA should be outdoor NBA, then players would have to adjust to factors like wind, crowd, and assfault. players like rafer alston would be best in this environment because he can adjust to the elementals. ithink best team would be magic because he knows how to play street ball. played like half man half amazing could then be NBA all stars and revenue would be better because how big is outdoor? can hold millions. NBA will benefit, and so will players and fans. and also you can bring pets to game because it's outdoor.