Community Thread IX

[Erik Eleven]

Dexmor, you know that's a butt plug, right?

Kobe is into all that kinky stuff so bad, he even secretly snuck it into his logo.

[Dexmor]

I don't wanna know anything but how do you go over it and make it good.

[Slava]

Trivia Question:

What do Jack Nicholson and j-far have in common?

Clue:

Nicholson is a keen sports fan, regularly to be seen in courtside seats at Los Angeles Lakers basketball games at Staples Center and the former Great Western Forum. In 1999 he appeared on the UK TV chat show Parkinson, where he described himself as a "lifelong Manchester United fan".

We got samuel jackson biatch

And the Kobe sign looks like male genitalia, sorry to say.

Also I recently purchased an amazing pair of jeans- Dr. Denims, look for them guys, they're amazing.

Samuel Jackson vs Jack Nicholson. Classic Liverpool.

[Dexmor]

I know it does look like male genitalia. Im not proud of it. I was out of my mind. They told me not to make decisions on the meds to but I didn't listen.

[Verbal]

I know it does look like male genitalia. Im not proud of it. I was out of my mind. They told me not to make decisions on the meds to but I didn't listen.

I skimmed through your posts quickly and it seems like you admitted to getting a tattoo of a movie symbol.. it's not as bad as you make it sound.

The name thing is hella creepy though.


Know without the "w" at the end of his screen name makes it sound even worse for you though.

He seems to know all about sick details regarding your tattoo - which is even more disturbing.

Didn't know you two were that close.


This thread has just taken a dip for the worst.

First U-Borat got his Bruno on and talked fashion.

Then you're talking about a grown man having another man's name on your lower back.

Then we have Erik's Eleven talking about butt plugs.


I thought these things got taken care of in parks or what not.

Guess not.


Hahahaahah. :nanana:

I'll check back to see what I missed out on.


If TyCobb is really a father now, congrats.

[Verbal]

I'm about to return a movie I haven't watched soon.

Anyone watch any good movies recently?


"Funny People" might be worth watching; I saw a trailer about a while back.

[dockingsched]

i heard funny people sucked. district 9 was good.

[Verbal]

Thanks, dcash4.


District 9's got high reviews.

I'll look into it.

[kno]

The name thing is hella creepy though.


Know without the "w" at the end of his screen name makes it sound even worse for you though.

He seems to know all about sick details regarding your tattoo - which is even more disturbing.

Didn't know you two were that close.

Nah man, we're not close at all.

Your home video actually leaked. Dex looked like he was in pain. The tat was on full display when you filmed his awkward, limp walk afterwards.

[Verbal]

The name thing is hella creepy though.


Know without the "w" at the end of his screen name makes it sound even worse for you though.

He seems to know all about sick details regarding your tattoo - which is even more disturbing.

Didn't know you two were that close.

Nah man, we're not close at all.

Your home video actually leaked. Dex looked like he was in pain. The tat was on full display when you filmed his awkward, limp walk afterwards.

Whoa.

I didn't know you were that into homosexual porno.


I don't know why you would assume I'd be apart of such a thing.

But whatever gets you off, gets you off!


Hahaha.

[Verbal]

Btw Kno, I found one of Kno's works via an instrumental remix.

Good stuff.

Heard some of his other stuff too, but nothing I really liked.

If you got some you'd like to share, feel free to do so.

[Verbal]

Congrats on everyone that reached 10K while I was away.

It's my turn now.

[Dexmor]

Totally lost me there verbal.

[Sofa King]

Congrats on everyone that reached 10K while I was away.

It's my turn now.

Hey verb, nice to see you back. Yep, I hit that like a few months ago.

[RJM]

For those of you that plan on watching the movie "Shottas".....please bring a Jamaican friend to translate and interpret for you. Holy crap.

[Sofa King]

Bible Salesman – REALGM Style

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial
troubles.


While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new
bibles that had never been opened and distributed.


So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation
who would be willing to sell the bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise
the desperately needed money for the church.


Erik Eleven, Phil X and Dexmor all raised their hands to volunteer for the task.


The minister knew that Erik Eleven and Phil X earned their living as salesmen and
were likely capable of selling some bibles.


But he had serious doubts about Dexmor who was a local farmer, who had always
kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment.


Poor Dexmor stuttered badly. But, not wanting to discourage Dexmor, the
minister decided to let him try anyway.


He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with
bibles.


He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door
selling efforts the following Sunday.


Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately asked
Erik Eleven, "Well, Erik Eleven, how did you make out selling our bibles last week?"


Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Erik Eleven replied, "Using my sales
prowess, I was able to sell 20 bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on
behalf of the church."


"Fine job, Erik Eleven!" The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. "You are
indeed a fine salesman and the Church is indebted to you."


Turning to Phil X, "And Phil X, how many bibles did you sell for the church last
week?"


Phil X, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, "I am a
professional salesman. I sold 28 bibles on behalf of the church, and here's
$280 I collected."


The minister responded, "That's absolutely splendid, Phil X. You are truly a
professional salesman and the church is also indebted to you."
Apprehensively, the minister turned to Dexmor and said, "And Dexmor, did you
manage to sell any bibles last week?"


Dexmor silently offered the minister a large envelope.. The reverend opened
it and counted the contents.


"What is this?" the minister exclaimed. "Dexmor, there's $3200 in here! Are
you suggesting that you sold 320 bibles for the church, door to door, in
just one week? Dexmor just nodded.


That's impossible!" both Erik Eleven and Phil X said in unison. "We are professional
salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many bibles as we could."


"Yes, this does seem unlikely," the minister agreed. "I think you'd better
explain how you managed to accomplish this, Dexmor."


Dexmor shrugged. "I-I-I- re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for
sh-sh-sh-sure," he stammered.


Impatiently, Erik Eleven interrupted. "For crying out loud, Dexmor, just tell us
what you said to them when they answered the door!"


"A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said wa-wa-was," Dexmor replied, "W-w-w-w-would
y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this b-b-b-b-bible
f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just
l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to
y-y-you?"

[Sofa King]

Oh and I saw District 9 last night. Good film. If you're into sci-fi and indy films, this won't disappoint. If you're into action type blockbusters, this should still be okay too that should surprise you.

[Slava]

Verb, 10k club before you and Borat!

[Sofa King]

The Perfect Husband - Tony Montana

There are several husbands sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a cell phone rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues...

Tony Montana: "Hello?"

Wife: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

Tony Montana: "Yes."

Wife: "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

Tony Montana: "What's the price?"

Wife: "Only $1,000."

Tony Montana: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

Wife: "Oh, by the way, I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the newest models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

Tony Montana: "What price did he quote you?"

Wife: "Only $67,000..."

Tony Montana: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

Wife: "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

Tony Montana: "What?"

Wife: "I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beach front property."

Tony Montana: "How much are they asking?"

Wife: "Only $2,450,000.00 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

Tony Montana: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but don't offer more than $2,445,000.00, okay?"

Wife: "Okay, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!!"

Tony Montana: "Bye... I love you too..."

The Tony Montana hangs up and closes the phone's flap. The other club members are looking at him in astonishment. The Tony Montana holds up the cell phone and asks "Hey, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[Slava]

That's an old one.