That said, today's SG column is worth reading b/c it goes a deeper than most into the financial state of the NBA and he dreams up some pretty interesting trades.
Most noteworthy is House's sidebar about the Wiz. Here's the link to the column:http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/091223&sportCat=nba
Here's House's Plea, which is really well articulated (even if it was plainly written before Gil started warming up out west:
Newsflash to no one: Washington's professional basketball franchise remains as directionless, uninspired and unentertaining as the "Jay Leno Show." Not altogether surprising, given it hitched itself to a $111 million wagon led by a horse with a bum leg. Agent Zero is passionate, committed and super-eager to return to All-Star form, just not capable of it right now. He's still a half-step slow, his stroke isn't all the way back and he's failed (so far) toearn his usual respect from the refs, all of which have made him tentative. A worst-case scenario for your crunch-time guy, hence the repeated end-of-game fails (although -- silver lining -- we have Earl Boykins back in our lives!).
With our "leader" searching for himself, is it any surprise that this is a team in dire need of an identity? BRING BACK THE BULLETS. Let's return "Wizards" to the exclusive domain of the soccer team in Kansas City. Sure, our 1997 name change was motivated by a noble anti-violence impulse. But "Wizards" was the least interesting/inspiring of the choices and has nothing to do with D.C., a town with a sneaky-deep tradition and hardcore love for excellent basketball. The area's high-school teams regularly rank among the tops in the nation, and college/pro teams throughout the land are populated with talent from and around the Chocolate City. Does anyone know D.C. spawned Elgin Baylor, George Raveling, Dave Bing, Adrian Dantley, Michael Beasley and Kevin Durant? You certainly wouldn't know by the atmosphere at Wiz games.
We need to re-connect this team to the city. Bring the red, white and blues back to the nation's capital. Get an updated version of this song cooked up immediately Give us live go-go music at every game -- it's only the city's most prominent cultural export (just ahead of Samuel L. Jackson). Take advantage of D.C.'s young-and-hip status right now -- we have our own "Real World," Reggie Love, Alex Ovechkin and Stephen Strasburg. (Hey, it's a start.) Let's make the Wizards yesterday's news and bury them in a public funeral during All-Star Weekend. An unprecedented gimmick? Sure. So what? This is the town of "Yes We Can." Bring back the Bullets. That's my Great Call of the Week.
Here's Simmons' take on the Wiz:
2009-10 payroll: $78.5 million (OVER TAX)
Projected 2010-11 payroll: $53.2 million
• VP's Take: Would anyone like Gilbert Arenas at a steep discount? That's what I thought. (Check the sidebar to the right for my buddy House's sad take.) The way he's played this year, he might have to change his nickname from Agent Zero to The Chalk Outline. That leaves Plan B: packaging Caron Butler ($20.3M through 2011) with Antwan Jamison ($39M through 2012) to lower this year's luxury tax, defray future payroll and go with Arenas and the kids.
• Mitigating Factor: Like Colangelo, embattled Wizards GM Ernie Grunfeld can't hit the RESET button because he'd be effectively resigning with pay. But still. Every Wizards fan is ready to see this team blown up. When I threw the idea at House, he chewed on it a little, then asked, "Do I get a new GM out of it?" (Yes.) "Then please blow it up. I want to build around our 2009 lottery pick that we gave away. I hate being a Wizards fan. Put that in your column."
• VP's Verdict: I'd clean house. What would Cleveland say if Washington offered them Jamison, Butler and Brendan Haywood for Shaq's expiring contract and J.J. Hickson? What would Miami say if Washington offered them the same trade for Jermaine O'Neal and a 2010 No. 1? My favorite of the possibles …
Fake Trade 9 (three-way): Wizards get Carlos Boozer and Shaq; Utah gets Butler and Mike James' EC; Cavs get Jamison, Haywood and Kyle Korver's EC. Utah drops close to the tax line. Cleveland upgrades two positions for nothing. And Washington remains competitive this season and gets to start over financially next summer. Just enough to string fans along in case the Chalk Outline rises from the sidewalk.




























