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Post#41 » by TrueWarrior » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:50 pm

mr-EEE wrote:Lol I got this funny story; I was with my friend at the bar, and we ended up talkin to these two hot twins; so anyway, we got back to the hotel room and lol this guy is a genius , my friend ended up having sex with both ; it was amazing.

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TrueWarrior wrote:Are you the giver or taker? The man or the woman? The top or bottom? Haha :D.


The only thing I take are shots. :D


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Post#42 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:50 pm

Th3Gr3at3st wrote:I have a really tiny penis.


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Post#43 » by magnumt » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:51 pm

Th3Gr3at3st wrote:I have a really tiny penis.


I think we know... :wink: :D
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Post#44 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:53 pm

I couldn't help it. I shouldn't have edited. I'm sorry.























Na. **** that. I'm not sorry. LOL you still mad? LOL.
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Post#45 » by knicks742 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:54 pm

mr-EEE wrote:Lol I got this funny story; I was with my friend at the bar, and we ended up talkin to these two hot twins; so anyway, we got back to the hotel room and lol this guy is a genius , my friend ended up having sex with both ; it was amazing.


hmm something is wrong with this story. What happened to you?
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Post#46 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:55 pm

mr-EEE wrote:Lol I got this funny story; I was with my friend at the bar, and we ended up talkin to these two hot twins; so anyway, we got back to the hotel room and lol this guy is a genius , my friend ended up having sex with both ; it was amazing.


So your friend gets twins and you get your left hand?
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Post#47 » by CHARLYMURPHY » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:56 pm

Alright last week i went to this party and got drunk. This huge girl kept trying to hit on me and took me into a room so she could give me a BJ. I had to decline because i felt like doing anything sexually related with her would be like fuc.king another species.

I then had to leave the party because she followed me like a shadow and their was no way i was having fun without saying to the ugly bi.tch to leave me the f.uck alone because your ugly and i dont want you anywhere near my precious cock.

But when your drunk you do stupid things and i gave her my number, now she wants to know where i live so she can come pay me "vists" so we can hangout. Anyway to get rid of her? Her formspring.me page is terribly insulting and i dont want to make her commit suicide :o
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Post#48 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:57 pm

CHARLYMURPHY wrote:Alright last week i went to this party and got drunk. This huge girl kept trying to hit on me and took me into a room so she could give me a BJ. I had to decline because i felt like doing anything sexually related with her would be like fuc.king another species.

I then had to leave the party because she followed me like a shadow and their was no way i was having fun without saying to the ugly bi.tch to leave me the f.uck alone because your ugly and i dont want you anywhere near my precious cock.

But when your drunk you do stupid things and i gave her my number, now she wants to know where i live so she can come pay me "vists" so we can hangout. Anyway to get rid of her? Her formspring.me page is terribly insulting and i dont want to make her commit suicide :o


3 paragraphs and I don't see any pics/facebook pages posted.

**** kinda story is this?
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Post#49 » by Pharmcat » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:58 pm

nyknicks2k2 wrote:
mr-EEE wrote:Lol I got this funny story; I was with my friend at the bar, and we ended up talkin to these two hot twins; so anyway, we got back to the hotel room and lol this guy is a genius , my friend ended up having sex with both ; it was amazing.


So your friend gets twins and you get your left hand?


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Post#50 » by Jmonty580 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:59 pm

So we can post random booty (women) as long as it doesnt cross the porn line? :D

So something like this is ok to post?

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Post#51 » by mr-EEE » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:59 pm

nyknicks2k2 wrote:
mr-EEE wrote:Lol I got this funny story; I was with my friend at the bar, and we ended up talkin to these two hot twins; so anyway, we got back to the hotel room and lol this guy is a genius , my friend ended up having sex with both ; it was amazing.


So your friend gets twins and you get your left hand?
Noo, why would you think that? I just left the room, came back, saw how he had both on his bed and I just stood there in amazement .. Really if you were their , you would know
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Post#52 » by TrueWarrior » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:00 pm

mr-EEE wrote:
nyknicks2k2 wrote:
mr-EEE wrote:Lol I got this funny story; I was with my friend at the bar, and we ended up talkin to these two hot twins; so anyway, we got back to the hotel room and lol this guy is a genius , my friend ended up having sex with both ; it was amazing.


So your friend gets twins and you get your left hand?
Noo, why would you think that? I just left the room, came back, saw how he had both on his bed and I just stood there in amazement .. Really if you were their , you would know


Why would you leave the room?
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Post#53 » by Jitpal » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:00 pm

CHARLYMURPHY wrote:Alright last week i went to this party and got drunk. This huge girl kept trying to hit on me and took me into a room so she could give me a BJ. I had to decline because i felt like doing anything sexually related with her would be like fuc.king another species.

I then had to leave the party because she followed me like a shadow and their was no way i was having fun without saying to the ugly bi.tch to leave me the f.uck alone because your ugly and i dont want you anywhere near my precious cock.

But when your drunk you do stupid things and i gave her my number, now she wants to know where i live so she can come pay me "vists" so we can hangout. Anyway to get rid of her? Her formspring.me page is terribly insulting and i dont want to make her commit suicide :o

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Post#54 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:01 pm

mr-EEE wrote:
nyknicks2k2 wrote:
mr-EEE wrote:Lol I got this funny story; I was with my friend at the bar, and we ended up talkin to these two hot twins; so anyway, we got back to the hotel room and lol this guy is a genius , my friend ended up having sex with both ; it was amazing.


So your friend gets twins and you get your left hand?
Noo, why would you think that? I just left the room, came back, saw how he had both on his bed and I just stood there in amazement .. Really if you were their , you would know


Because if you would've whooped it out, they would've had no choice but to invite you to join.

Even if they didn't, it's live porn.

Win-Win.
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Post#55 » by CHARLYMURPHY » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:03 pm

nyknicks2k2 wrote:
CHARLYMURPHY wrote:Alright last week i went to this party and got drunk. This huge girl kept trying to hit on me and took me into a room so she could give me a BJ. I had to decline because i felt like doing anything sexually related with her would be like fuc.king another species.

I then had to leave the party because she followed me like a shadow and their was no way i was having fun without saying to the ugly bi.tch to leave me the f.uck alone because your ugly and i dont want you anywhere near my precious cock.

But when your drunk you do stupid things and i gave her my number, now she wants to know where i live so she can come pay me "vists" so we can hangout. Anyway to get rid of her? Her formspring.me page is terribly insulting and i dont want to make her commit suicide :o


3 paragraphs and I don't see any pics/facebook pages posted.

**** kinda story is this?


This is her site where she gets asked anonymous questions. You be the judge of what people think of her

http://www.formspring.me/candyhugsx3
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Post#56 » by knicks742 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:03 pm

TrueWarrior wrote:
mr-EEE wrote:
nyknicks2k2 wrote:So your friend gets twins and you get your left hand?
Noo, why would you think that? I just left the room, came back, saw how he had both on his bed and I just stood there in amazement .. Really if you were their , you would know


Why would you leave the room?


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This story is very confusing.
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Post#57 » by mr-EEE » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:07 pm

Why would you leave the room?[/quote] lol my friend Is stupid, he pranked me In a way; he said go downstairs because he left some bag by the counter so when I found out there wasn't a bag... Yea.
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Post#58 » by NBA Fan 1234 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:07 pm

This thread is going to be epic. Mods, I commend you lol.
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Post#59 » by CHARLYMURPHY » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:11 pm

mr-EEE wrote:Why would you leave the room?
lol my friend Is stupid, he pranked me In a way; he said go downstairs because he left some bag by the counter so when I found out there wasn't a bag... Yea.[/quote]

So wheres the part where you explain on how you were ok with your friend getting every mans fantasy and you going back to your hotel room to watch porn?
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Post#60 » by nyknicks2k2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:11 pm

CHARLYMURPHY wrote:
nyknicks2k2 wrote:
CHARLYMURPHY wrote:Alright last week i went to this party and got drunk. This huge girl kept trying to hit on me and took me into a room so she could give me a BJ. I had to decline because i felt like doing anything sexually related with her would be like fuc.king another species.

I then had to leave the party because she followed me like a shadow and their was no way i was having fun without saying to the ugly bi.tch to leave me the f.uck alone because your ugly and i dont want you anywhere near my precious cock.

But when your drunk you do stupid things and i gave her my number, now she wants to know where i live so she can come pay me "vists" so we can hangout. Anyway to get rid of her? Her formspring.me page is terribly insulting and i dont want to make her commit suicide :o


3 paragraphs and I don't see any pics/facebook pages posted.

**** kinda story is this?


This is her site where she gets asked anonymous questions. You be the judge of what people think of her

http://www.formspring.me/candyhugsx3


Ah yea. Gonna have some fun tonight.

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