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[Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 3)

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Re: [Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 3) 

Post#1201 » by Import » Mon May 16, 2011 9:20 pm

Speaking of condoms, I think its mad funny when your friends randomly give you some, before a night out on the town or a house party.

They give you advice like, "Bro, I hope you are practicing safe sex. I have some extra condoms if you need one"

My response, "I'm cool. I have enough condoms"

My friends response, "Just take it, I got plenty but in small and medium"

:lol: Condom conversations with friends create long-lasting friendships and brother-like relationships.
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Post#1202 » by Rasho Brezec » Mon May 16, 2011 9:25 pm

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knicksfan5494 wrote:First time condom buyer... how the eff do I know which ones to buy lol..

The extra small one.

Don't be a dick.

It's best if you try them out in the store to see which one fits best.
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Post#1203 » by magnumt » Mon May 16, 2011 9:41 pm

Rasho Brezec wrote:
gavran wrote:
knicksfan5494 wrote:First time condom buyer... how the eff do I know which ones to buy lol..

The extra small one.

Don't be a dick.

It's best if you try them out in the store to see which one fits best.


Or ask the clerk to help you.
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Post#1204 » by King of Troy » Mon May 16, 2011 10:10 pm

knicksfan5494 wrote:First time condom buyer... how the eff do I know which ones to buy lol..



Aren't you 16? Like, below the legal age?
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Post#1205 » by Subway Token » Mon May 16, 2011 10:49 pm

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knicksfan5494 wrote:First time condom buyer... how the eff do I know which ones to buy lol..



Aren't you 16? Like, below the legal age?


17..
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Post#1206 » by next2spike » Mon May 16, 2011 11:25 pm

I'm going to start a workout plan for the summer, since I'm going to have some time on my hands. I'm looking for a workout plan; I'm 5'10" about 145lb. I've lifted with my suitemates before, so I'm not a complete novice, but had to stop because of work. I can life on Tuesdays, Thrusdays, and Fridays. I'm planning to do Chest/tris/abs on Tues., Back/biz/abs on Thrus., and legs/shoulders on Friday. Any advice? After every workout I take whey protein. My goal is to develop a chest, but it's tough with such a fast metabolism. My brother is going to join me, which should help because I'm the type who needs a partner to keep going. Any advice on specific exercises? Shout out to my skinny fellas, lol.
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Post#1207 » by King of Troy » Mon May 16, 2011 11:57 pm

knicksfan5494 wrote:
King of Troy wrote:
knicksfan5494 wrote:First time condom buyer... how the eff do I know which ones to buy lol..



Aren't you 16? Like, below the legal age?


17..


Ok. Just make sure she/he is as well.
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Post#1208 » by knicks742 » Tue May 17, 2011 12:29 am

Just pick some of these:

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Post#1209 » by Bigmo5246 » Tue May 17, 2011 1:46 am

I've been working our for about a month now and am not really seeing any results. I am starting to eat protein bars right after I workout to see if I can get better results, mainly because I don't get to eat right after working out like people say you should. Any advice guys?
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Post#1210 » by Mecca » Tue May 17, 2011 1:56 am

Bigmo5246 wrote:I've been working our for about a month now and am not really seeing any results. I am starting to eat protein bars right after I workout to see if I can get better results, mainly because I don't get to eat right after working out like people say you should. Any advice guys?



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Post#1211 » by can o peas » Tue May 17, 2011 2:00 am

just eat big and lift big. for the guys with high metabolism, peanut butter is calorically dense. you can mix that in with your shakes- or also eat it with a banana as a snack and in sandwiches. this might not sound like it would taste good but peanut butter on hamburgers is actually surprisingly good- my friend told me about it after getting it in a diner in ohio- apparently it's popular in the midwest due to some former football player ordering it
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Post#1212 » by atribecalledrch » Tue May 17, 2011 2:16 am

knicks742 wrote:Just pick some of these:

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Paying for condoms is for fools.


Worst. Condoms. Ever.

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Post#1213 » by can o peas » Tue May 17, 2011 2:29 am

knicksfan5494 wrote:First time condom buyer... how the eff do I know which ones to buy lol..


does this mean you're planning on knocking boots with the carnival girl? did she ever get back to you?
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Post#1214 » by CoolKids » Tue May 17, 2011 5:12 am

17 year old virgin? rare to see these days
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Post#1215 » by Subway Token » Tue May 17, 2011 11:51 am

can o peas wrote:
knicksfan5494 wrote:First time condom buyer... how the eff do I know which ones to buy lol..


does this mean you're planning on knocking boots with the carnival girl? did she ever get back to you?


No, she didn't. It's on to the next... 8-)

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I'm a late bloomer ain't nothing wrong with that.. :-?
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Post#1216 » by Bigmo5246 » Tue May 17, 2011 12:10 pm

Mecca wrote:
Bigmo5246 wrote:I've been working our for about a month now and am not really seeing any results. I am starting to eat protein bars right after I workout to see if I can get better results, mainly because I don't get to eat right after working out like people say you should. Any advice guys?



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Post#1217 » by Bigmo5246 » Tue May 17, 2011 12:13 pm

can o peas wrote:just eat big and lift big. for the guys with high metabolism, peanut butter is calorically dense. you can mix that in with your shakes- or also eat it with a banana as a snack and in sandwiches. this might not sound like it would taste good but peanut butter on hamburgers is actually surprisingly good- my friend told me about it after getting it in a diner in ohio- apparently it's popular in the midwest due to some former football player ordering it


Whenever I lift I always try and reach my max. The main problem is that I don't get to eat within ten minutes after working our like I heard people should. When i do eat, I always try and eat a protein heavy meal. The bar is to just get the protein quickly ya know
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Post#1218 » by CoolKids » Tue May 17, 2011 4:12 pm

knicksfan5494 wrote:
CoolKids wrote:17 year old virgin? rare to see these days


I'm a late bloomer ain't nothing wrong with that.. :-?

not saying that. kids these days are havin sex at 13 14 years oold. i first had sex at 15 and looking back wish I would have waited.
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Post#1219 » by magnumt » Tue May 17, 2011 6:26 pm

My take on last night's Castle Season 3 Finale (been a fan from Day 1 when it 1st started as I enjoy most of Nathon Fillon's Shows, you guys may remember him from his last show Firefly):

magnumt wrote:Woooooooooooooooooooow! What an ending indeed. I did not see Cap' Montgomery as the Traitor (3rd Cop) coming. I totally thought it would Esposito.

Also, Cap's "last stand" was totally bad-ass!!! :D

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I thought she might not survive, but then I remembered in the Promos, "Castle saying ONE will not survive". So that was Montgomery. She'll likely survive the shot, but passed-out because of the trauma.

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Post#1220 » by Import » Tue May 17, 2011 6:37 pm

I posted this in the off-topic board, but you guys have to check out these songs.

Have any of you heard of Arash, he is a Iranian guy from Sweden. He mixes Farsi music with English pop. My Iranian friend from Toronto introduced me to his music. I like a lot of his songs:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-whp15J2n_M[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfdAX8n6UbA[/youtube]

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