OT: Is Paul Pierce A Robot? (Please Use More Appropriate Word)?

Subway Token · Post #1 » by **Subway Token** » Tue May 31, 2011 1:11 am

"I came across this video recently and I had to share. The video is a bit grainy, so pay close attention. Watch Paul Pierce closely after D-Fish pump fakes him and shoots the 3. WTF is he doing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_iV1-IA ... r_embedded

I brushed it off as a weird, but nonetheless suspicious moment. Then a few months later, I came across a 2nd video, just as mind-fukking as the first. Watch Pierce at around 15 seconds in, after Artest throws up a 3. He is doing THE EXACT SAME THING he did in the 1st video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VDHPTVt ... r_embedded

My hypothesis:
Paul Pierce = Highly advanced robot, placed in the NBA by forces beyond our control. He periodically malfunctions, which cause him to herk-jerk in nonhuman motions, as demonstrated in video.

Someone sent me this on facebook. I'm laughing so hard right now... :lol:

CoolKids · Post #2 » by **CoolKids** » Tue May 31, 2011 1:20 am

looks to me like some weird ritual he does if he closes out on a 3 and doesnt block it. That is really weird though

Day_Man · Post #3 » by **Day_Man** » Tue May 31, 2011 1:23 am

looks like hes got ants in his pants :lol:

KnickelandDime · Post #4 » by **KnickelandDime** » Tue May 31, 2011 1:46 am

I would not doubt he has some weird mental thing that causes him to do that.

Post #5 » by **kane2021** » Tue May 31, 2011 2:05 am

He gets high. I know this as personal fact.

BLACKFEET 2010 · Post #6 » by **BLACKFEET 2010** » Tue May 31, 2011 2:15 am

kane2021 wrote:He gets high. I know this as personal fact.

A lotta NBA players do. And that's personally known and witnessed fact as well.

ewingxmanstarks · Post #7 » by **ewingxmanstarks** » Tue May 31, 2011 2:27 am

I always had the sneaking suspicion he was a robot...This just verifies it :lol:

supermanu47 · Post #8 » by **supermanu47** » Tue May 31, 2011 2:29 am

My best guess is that after his stabbing, some of his organs were artificially replaced, making him half man half robot.

BLACKFEET 2010 · Post #9 » by **BLACKFEET 2010** » Tue May 31, 2011 3:15 am

A bionically-enhanced, (Please Use More Appropriate Word) robot.
Don't ask me why but when I see him I picture him as a kid coming over to ask for his mom if they could borrow some sugar. Avery Johnson too. Again, don't ask me why.

OoAnd1 · Post #10 » by **OoAnd1** » Tue May 31, 2011 4:05 am

After I saw the first one, I thought you were trying to fool us by showing us video game clips with him glitching. But after the second video.... it's obvious he glitches in real life.

Houston99 · Post #11 » by **Houston99** » Tue May 31, 2011 5:16 am

he looked like an nba2k11 player when they bump into the refs

DocZaius · Post #12 » by **DocZaius** » Tue May 31, 2011 5:30 am

lolol

This happens all the time on 2k11

Limbs just shaking all over the place

SmooveAndMelo · Post #13 » by **SmooveAndMelo** » Tue May 31, 2011 5:39 am

I don't know if he is a robot, but I do know I hate this guy .

knicksosmoove · Post #14 » by **knicksosmoove** » Tue May 31, 2011 5:42 am

he's definitely a flopper, of that I am sure

Post #15 » by **nyknicks2k2** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:51 am

Ah, so 2K11 IS realistic. Ok. I got you guys. I thought it was the game glitching. Nope. Just Pierce's weird dance.

eviL · Post #16 » by **eviL** » Tue May 31, 2011 12:36 pm

That sh*t is hilarious! Wtf is going on? Stupid ass Pierce.

Post #17 » by **mpharris36** » Tue May 31, 2011 1:54 pm

supermanu47 wrote:My best guess is that after his stabbing, some of his organs were artificially replaced, making him half man half robot.

this

nykballa2k4 · Post #18 » by **nykballa2k4** » Tue May 31, 2011 2:15 pm

This explains why he can go out on stretchers and come back on his feet. They got a repair man in the back

DE FENSE · Post #19 » by **DE FENSE** » Tue May 31, 2011 3:23 pm

HAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

!nstinct · Post #20 » by **!nstinct** » Tue May 31, 2011 3:45 pm

LMAO -- it's way too hot to be laughing this hard. That was some weird, funny ish!!! Maybe that's why he can't grow a beard/sideburns?