Comm Thread XII in honor of SlavaMedvedenko

[hermes]

so the convenience store i work at got bought out by a competing chain, the change will be made in about a month and a half

[Jetset]

Meh it's just so boring. Nothing ever happens in my area, the most exciting times in my county are whenever the fair comes to town, or whenever McDonalds brings the McRib back. And that song was played nonstop back in the day lol


The only worthwhile thing I've heard about Goldsboro (where I live) is the story my mom told me about the one time MJ drove through town showing off his fancy car, then stopping to pump gas.

[Gek]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES?

[hermes]

Meh it's just so boring. Nothing ever happens in my area, the most exciting times in my county are whenever the fair comes to town, or whenever McDonalds brings the McRib back. And that song was played nonstop back in the day lol


The only worthwhile thing I've heard about Goldsboro (where I live) is the story my mom told me about the one time MJ drove through town showing off his fancy car, then stopping to pump gas.

eh, i live in a small rural town in northwest iowa, its just as if not more boring here

as far as i know MJ has never gotten gas here

[Jetset]

WHAT'S UP BITCHES?

Chillin.

Meh it's just so boring. Nothing ever happens in my area, the most exciting times in my county are whenever the fair comes to town, or whenever McDonalds brings the McRib back. And that song was played nonstop back in the day lol


The only worthwhile thing I've heard about Goldsboro (where I live) is the story my mom told me about the one time MJ drove through town showing off his fancy car, then stopping to pump gas.

eh, i live in a small rural town in northwest iowa, its just as if not more boring here

as far as i know MJ has never gotten gas here

Iowa? Dear god, you poor thing.

I couldn't imagine anything more bland than my city but I believe we've found a winner.


Are there a lot of corn farms in Iowa?

[Gek]

Now when I get paid, my checks be looking like phone numbers.

[Jetset]

You mean the phone numbers that the girls you try to hit on write down on a piece of paper that you usually open up and find out they only wrote 3 digits?

[Imadogg]

Owned like a little BITCH

[Slava]

Good Burn

[Shamizy]

Chup Youradogg

[LaLa]

Good morning.

[Jetset]

I <3 Ryan

[Imadogg]

Chup Youradogg

Shaddap shmomijy

I <3 Ryan

Ew

[Jetset]

I <3 Ima

Ew

?



I see nothing wrong.

[Gek]

You mean the phone numbers that the girls you try to hit on write down on a piece of paper that you usually open up and find out they only wrote 3 digits?

Bucketz and bucketz of teh lawls.

[Jetset]

You kinda set yourself up for it. Don't worry I expect an owning to come from you in the near future

[Gek]

Why you apologizing though?

[Jetset]

It was the only lolcats I could find with something along the lines of "you still love me" on it. I felt it fit if not just for the sake of being polite.

[TyCobb]

Gotta grind, gotta focus. Gotta shine through the minds of the blind, light the hopeless.
Never confined to the rhymes that I've chosen, moment of silence the Times gotta quote this.

[Jetset]

Razzle, dazzle, frazzle, apple.


I can do this too.