COMM THREAD XIV: In Honor of TyCobb Dropping the Ball!

tugs · Post #921 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:19 am

Dearest RiotSweetie and Gentlemen,

I'll see you in probably 2 years. Hope you'll still be here.

All the best,

guds

Wavy Q · Post #922 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:20 am

Post #923 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:21 am

Don't drop the soap.

tugs · Post #924 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:26 am

TyCobb wrote:Don't drop the soap.

Don't drop the soap!

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Don%27t%20drop%20the%20soap!

bold part hurt :cry:

dunno if you're serious or whatever. was going to post some kind of farewell speech thanking each and everyone of you but I'm too sentimental and I might get teary eyed.

something of a disciplinary act for me.

Post #925 » by **dockingsched** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:31 am

guds wrote:
TyCobb wrote:Don't drop the soap.

Don't drop the soap!

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Don%27t%20drop%20the%20soap!

bold part hurt

dunno if you're serious or whatever. was going to post some kind of farewell speech thanking each and everyone of you but I'm too sentimental and I might get teary eyed.

something of a disciplinary act for me.

details...

Post #926 » by **Slava** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:32 am

Don't cry guds, you can always steal some oil when you are on kitchen duty for lube. After the first week it won't hurt at all.

Post #927 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:36 am

guds wrote:
Don't drop the soap!

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Don%27t%20drop%20the%20soap!

bold part hurt

dunno if you're serious or whatever. was going to post some kind of farewell speech thanking each and everyone of you but I'm too sentimental and I might get teary eyed.

something of a disciplinary act for me.

If you think the bold part hurts, wait till you experience the italicized part.

tugs · Post #928 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:48 am

^^^

dang, alright then. I won't elaborate on the details, the "WHY's".

I'm doing this in preparation of two things:

-I'll be taking up my MS degree and;

-the "I DO"

ayt? 8-)

Post #929 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:50 am

Congrats bro. Sounds way better than getting raped.

tugs · Post #930 » by **tugs** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:55 am

waaaaaaaay better.and yours isn't good in the first place. I don't know where you got that idea though.
last year someone got married here, forgot who. I'll be back, my absence won't be noticed anyway.

and before I go, I'll think of something epic. I'll call it, "THE EPIC 600th".

Post #931 » by **Slava** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 4:56 am

U-Borat wrote:i can't believe i've been posting on realgm for 6 years

there was like a giant gap in there somewhere im sure

I forgot you got suspended once.

Post #932 » by **Danny Darko** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 6:14 am

Slava! I'm cruisin with!

Guds... I got a degree, in a bunch of fights, a good job, two record contract offers, married, bit by a black widow, and got a wolf that thrashed a guy who took me for a chunk of money while still maintaining. Don't be a puss, it's therapy, if you need discipline it's better served in other areas of your life than the board... don't pull the cable out of your vein!!!!

Post #933 » by **Danny Darko** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 6:14 am

TyCobb wrote:Congrats bro. Sounds way better than getting raped.

Bonus comment.

LaLa · Post #934 » by **LaLa** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 6:29 am

ayeeeee

Borat is on...laughing my ass off. :lol:

RiotSweetie · Post #935 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 7:47 am

Wait, why is guds getting raped?

Are Jetty and Ryan up to no good again?

Gek · Post #936 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 12:45 pm

I'LL MISS YEA GUDS!

Gek · Post #937 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 3:17 pm

i got some good ****, borat. Outta papers though

hermes · Post #938 » by **hermes** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 3:27 pm

so wait guds is getting married and going to graduate school?

congrats and good luck to him

Gek · Post #939 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 3:43 pm

Chicken sauce.

Jetset · Post #940 » by **Jetset** » Sat Jul 9, 2011 3:45 pm

guds how can you feel comfortable leaving me with these losers?

It should've been Jay dammit