COMM THREAD XV IN HONOR OF THE POTTY MOUTHS

Jetset · Post #1121 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:38 pm

Jay From LA wrote:lemme find our hitting statistics on ESPN

28th in Runs
26th in in Batting Average
27th OBP%
24th Slugging%

5th in the Majors

Problem?

If your offense is that barren then you'll have one in the playoffs.

G=K wrote::nonono: Baseball in the Community Thread.

iknorite. you're breaking the rules by wearing that avatar

Wavy Q · Post #1122 » by **Wavy Q** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:39 pm

That's what they said last year

Jetset · Post #1123 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:41 pm

U-Borat wrote:baseball gay

I'm sure some of the questionable men in the Eagles locker room could have their way with Andy Reid with a payment of a dozen Krispy Kremes.

Jay From LA wrote:That's what they said last year

I know what "they" said last year. Do you honestly believe you'll repeat or even make a significant impact again in this years playoffs with such shotty offense?

Wavy Q · Post #1124 » by **Wavy Q** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:42 pm

I don't have the highest confidence but baseball is so random that i have hope.

RiotSweetie · Post #1125 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:43 pm

I've been tryna get more familiar with baseball and soccer lately.

Jetset · Post #1126 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:44 pm

I sort of view you guys like how I do the Mavs. They're good a team, but you cannot help but feel like the stars aligned just right for them to be successful. Both of the teams are good and shouldn't be taken lightly, but I can't see the teams living up to expectations.

Wavy Q · Post #1127 » by **Wavy Q** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:46 pm

i was just happy last year with a winning record, wasn't expecting much. Lived up more than i could've ever hoped for. Giants have been so bad for the past 6 years

Jetset · Post #1128 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:47 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:I've been tryna get more familiar with baseball and soccer lately.

You're watching the Dodgers because you like Matt Kemp whom is in a relationship with Rihanna, and you're trying to get into soccer because you're in love with Tranny Solo.

You're not fooling anyone.

Shamizy · Post #1129 » by **Shamizy** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:51 pm

Can't get into baseball. Too long, not enough action. Soccer is good though, but only when good teams are playing eachother. Will not watch MLS.

Jetset · Post #1130 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:52 pm

so in soccer, when teams aren't playing each other who are they playing?

Wavy Q · Post #1131 » by **Wavy Q** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:52 pm

Jetset wrote:so in soccer, when teams aren't playing each other who are they playing?

mind=blown

RiotSweetie · Post #1132 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:53 pm

Matt Kemp and Rihanna broke up last year. And I don't watch sports for the people that play it, otherwise I would have started years ago.

Jetset · Post #1133 » by **Jetset** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:57 pm

Who's Rihanna dating now?

Don't feel bad, most of America watched because Hope Solo & Alex Morgan played, then they started getting all riled up and paying attention like they actually cared about soccer.

Shamizy · Post #1134 » by **Shamizy** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:59 pm

Jetset wrote:so in soccer, when teams aren't playing each other who are they playing?

Wut. I don't even know what this means.

RiotSweetie · Post #1135 » by **RiotSweetie** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:05 am

Well, I don't wanna give away our secret but Rihanna and I are moving to New York to legalize our commitment to one another. Then we're adopting many Afghan and African children. We might even look for sperm donors so applications w/ pictures are now being accepted.

Jetset · Post #1136 » by **Jetset** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:13 am

Shamizy wrote:
Jetset wrote:so in soccer, when teams aren't playing each other who are they playing?

Wut. I don't even know what this means.

lol riddl'd

i misread your original post. i didn't see "good".

RiotSweetie wrote:Well, I don't wanna give away our secret but Rihanna and I are moving to New York to legalize our commitment to one another. Then we're adopting many Afghan and African children. We might even look for sperm donors so applications w/ pictures are now being accepted.

here's mine:

Name: Jetset
Age: 18
Blood Type: O
Location: North Carolina
Junk Size: Extra Large

Things I enjoy: Phillies, Lakers, Hermes, photoshoots, Dollar menu at McDonalds, Futurama.

tugs · Post #1137 » by **tugs** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:14 am

hermes wrote:i was going to tell you guys something but then i forgot what it was

so carry on ............

got hooked to the discussions eh hermes?

TyCobb wrote: I don't know what they are, but I got to go with booties over heels. As always, pics of you in the final outfit.

yeah. and we're still waiting for the tight ones you wore the other day.

and I'd go for booties, they sound like "booty" so it'd be interesting.

speaking of soccer, our team Azkals lost to Kuwait yestarday. so buh-bye FIFA dreams, maybe next time.

and G=K, you around bro (nice,the pirate is back)? I believe you love cats. I have a question. my cat hasn't eaten for two days now. what should I do? obvious answer is I'd take her to the vet but your first aid, what'll it be?

Jetset · Post #1138 » by **Jetset** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:18 am

hairball?

moral of the story, own a dog

Gek · Post #1139 » by **Gek** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:29 am

Hey guds I'd try to give her something like nice cooked chicken or wet food... Catnip and then food? What's the age? I still suggest vets

tugs · Post #1140 » by **tugs** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:32 am

I do own a dog.I dunno man. she had her kittens the other day. it's not her first time so it's not that. I'll have her looked at when I get back home.

don't mind me and proceed with your discussion.

"oh no the Asian guy is here."