COMM THREAD XV IN HONOR OF THE POTTY MOUTHS

RiotSweetie · Post #1201 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:08 am

Jetset wrote:well if that happens, who's gunna chest bump with me

Chest bumps can go around!

Post #1202 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:09 am

RiotSweetie wrote:As long as you're not chest bumping too hard...coz...ya know.
-_-

Fine. I'll do it soft and slowly.

RiotSweetie · Post #1203 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:13 am

Why would you do it slowly? We're not mimicking a scene from The Matrix.
-_-

I don't mind a little hardness but not to the point where I'm like "..ow".

Gek · Post #1204 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:14 am

TyCobb wrote:
RiotSweetie wrote:As long as you're not chest bumping too hard...coz...ya know.
-_-

Fine. I'll do it soft and slowly.

:THUMBSUP: atta boy!

Post #1205 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:17 am

Jet, you follow all prospects or just Phillies?

RiotSweetie · Post #1206 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:21 am

-_____-

How...did I not catch onto that?

Ty, go away!

Jetset · Post #1207 » by **Jetset** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:22 am

RiotSweetie wrote:Why would you do it slowly? We're not mimicking a scene from The Matrix.
-_-

I don't mind a little hardness but not to the point where I'm like "..ow".

It's comments like these that get you cemented in other peoples sigs.

TyCobb wrote:Jet, you follow all prospects or just Phillies?

I try to keep up with most all prospects, but I mostly pay attention to the Phillies farm.

Post #1208 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:23 am

RiotSweetie · Post #1209 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:27 am

Ok, I lied. Don't go.

Jetset wrote:
It's comments like these that get you cemented in other peoples sigs.

You need to hush you barely legal sperm donor.

You shouldn't even be understanding that kind of humor.

Jetset · Post #1210 » by **Jetset** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:32 am

now now, sssshhhhh. it's okay.

i'm sure he'll remove it eventually.

RiotSweetie · Post #1211 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:33 am

My pimp walk is completely unaffected, well, other than my usual clumsiness.

Jetset · Post #1212 » by **Jetset** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:39 am

maybe those chest brushes with ty affected your equilibrium and thrown off your walk

Post #1213 » by **Slava** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:41 am

Cardinals traded Colby Rasmus for some scrap from the Blue Jays. I'm like the minority of people in St. Louis that really liked the guy. LaRussa is a dick sometimes.

RiotSweetie · Post #1214 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:44 am

All this baseball talk is getting me excited to know more.

Jetset wrote:maybe those chest brushes with ty affected your equilibrium and thrown off your walk

Uhm, no. Don't get his hopes up. My walk has been thrown off. lol, my feet are too small for my body so I'm cursed with the inability to walk in a straight line.

Gek · Post #1215 » by **Gek** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:56 am

U-Borat wrote:nananananananaanan scrabble

K

Jetset · Post #1216 » by **Jetset** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 2:59 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Cardinals traded Colby Rasmus for some scrap from the Blue Jays. I'm like the minority of people in St. Louis that really liked the guy. LaRussa is a dick sometimes.

you also got a sub-par pitcher in edwin jackson from the white sox. seems like you guys dealt rasmus just because.....

you got nowhere near equal value.

RiotSweetie wrote:All this baseball talk is getting me excited to know more.

Jetset wrote:maybe those chest brushes with ty affected your equilibrium and thrown off your walk

Uhm, no. Don't get his hopes up. My walk has been thrown off. lol, my feet are too small for my body so I'm cursed with the inability to walk in a straight line.

you'd bomb a sobriety test

Post #1217 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:03 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:Cardinals traded Colby Rasmus for some scrap from the Blue Jays. I'm like the minority of people in St. Louis that really liked the guy. LaRussa is a dick sometimes.

Yeah, I thought for sure the Cardinals could have got more in return. Rasmus is going to hit like 40 HR a year in that launching pad up in Canada. Jackson is a FA after the season too, so it just doesn't compute.

RiotSweetie · Post #1218 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:19 am

Jetset wrote:
you'd bomb a sobriety test

Yes, that amongst other things. On top of that, I bruise rather easily. So when I fall...ouch.

Jetset · Post #1219 » by **Jetset** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:30 am

The life of a banana must be hard. What size shoe do you wear?

RiotSweetie · Post #1220 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:42 am

About a 7 1/2-8 in women...which is around a 6-6 1/2 in men.