COMM THREAD XVI IN HONOR OF RUNAWAY BRIDES

Gek · Post #1101 » by **Gek** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:42 am

guds wrote:
G=K wrote:A woman is a skinned phallus?

damn I knew bananas and women can't be used in that context.

ayt, instead of a banana use...

F this I'm not creative today. My metaphors are lame. okay a hooker.

In a sense, all women are hookers. Good metaphor guds :thumbsup:

. I knew I liked you.

tugs · Post #1102 » by **tugs** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:46 am

G=K wrote:In a sense, all women are hookers. Good metaphor guds .

hookers are stereotyped to be the ones in the streets, but you can say all women are like that. not in the same manner though. I was thinking more of role plays.

G=K wrote:I knew I liked you.

you're too much. :shy:

keep a safe distance Riot, it's oozing with testosterone in here right now and you posting at this moment is like throwing a hen at a pack of wolves. 8-)

tugs · Post #1103 » by **tugs** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:51 am

time for me and my lady. peace!

Wavy Q · Post #1104 » by **Wavy Q** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:57 am

I guess my taste in women is boring, my only preference is brunettes. The girl i started dating like a week ago is about as normal as you can get, lol.

RiotSweetie · Post #1105 » by **RiotSweetie** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:08 am

All I got from the last two pages is that Ty is a hooker who likes bananas, guds is sensitive, and Slava likes the library.

Post #1106 » by **Slava** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:12 am

Sometimes the stupidity of people is mind numbing.

Post #1107 » by **Slava** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:16 am

What happened to Borat? I half expect him to have dropped in some gutter high on coke and meth addicts violating his ass space.

Post #1108 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:49 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:

I was more interested in the volleyball team than the geeks. Did I tell you guys that I have a thing for athletic chicks in sweat pants?

I know realgm is going to lose you as a poster for good if you visit "girlsinyogapants.com".

Post #1109 » by **TyCobb** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:50 am

Guilty.

Imadogg · Post #1110 » by **Imadogg** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:57 am

as charged

Post #1111 » by **Slava** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:59 am

snaquille oatmeal wrote:
SlavaMedvedenko wrote:

I was more interested in the volleyball team than the geeks. Did I tell you guys that I have a thing for athletic chicks in sweat pants?

I know realgm is going to lose you as a poster for good if you visit "girlsinyogapants.com".

Post #1112 » by **Slava** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:01 am

I'm pretty sure I'm going to jerk off in the next 15mins.

Imadogg · Post #1113 » by **Imadogg** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:19 am

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm going to jerk off in the next 15mins.

Did you?

Pretty sure I will as well. Anyone else?

tugs · Post #1114 » by **tugs** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:23 am

^will do, will do.

while doing the dougie:

"You look like your just dodging something."

I love her.

wait, I'm sensitive??? how the hell am I ******** sensitive?!?!?! did I say anything that's full of ****** that made you say I'm f****** sensitive?! (I used asterisks, I used asterisks. the thought of I might get banned for cursing was a rush and was really scary)

thank you snaq for the link. I find it very compelling and educational.

Wavy Q · Post #1115 » by **Wavy Q** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:24 am

not my type

Post #1116 » by **dockingsched** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:52 am

RiotSweetie wrote:My mom thinks I'm crazy because I just copped these:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2uepvuw.jpg

Keep in mind, this woman walked in on me the night I dressed as Batman. She probably thinks I've been out of school for too long.

those are awesome.

tugs · Post #1117 » by **tugs** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:16 am

finally found "The Pair":

been wearing chucks for years now.

LaLa · Post #1118 » by **LaLa** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:56 am

I like to come.

Imadogg · Post #1119 » by **Imadogg** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:57 am

^Wtf

Dealing with lying A-holes sucks ass. You think you trust people.

Saw Fright Night, was cool.

Post #1120 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:56 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:My mom thinks I'm crazy because I just copped these:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2uepvuw.jpg

Keep in mind, this woman walked in on me the night I dressed as Batman. She probably thinks I've been out of school for too long.

those are awesome.

the implication of "walked in on me" is that you were doing something she did not approve of while dressed as batman. what were you doing?