OT: Lockedout Community Thread Discussion Thread

[Wavy Q]

Aldon Smith

[Jetset]

i just don't understand how alex smith is leading them this far

[Jetset]

what the **** how is this happening to the saints?

[Wavy Q]

Oh you ain't heard bout them 49ers ****? We force dem turnovers ****, and we score on only field goals ****, whatchu know bout that.

[Jetset]

yall aint ****

[Gek]

**** jetty be mad bc he's going to have to find a new bandwagon.

[Jetset]

[Doormatt]

go 49ers

#teamdragonite

[Jetset]

i did pick the 49ers to win but i'm glad the saints are back in it.

would've been a disappointing game.

[Jetset]

oh and snorlax can beat a dragonite.

it can use ice beam, it can paralyze with body slam, and it regenerates health with rest. and with sleep talk, it can attack in it's sleep.

you lose.

[Doormatt]

first of all, im holding a Yache Berry, which weakens super effective ice attacks. and snorlax wont attack first because his speed is so low which means ill have time to hit 2 thunders or 2 focus punch, which should easily kill you. dragonite has beastly attack stats.

and sleep talk doesnt attack in its sleep, it chooses a move at random, which means you might not even hit me. id be willing to gamble that, or just switch out and hit you with my dream eater.

noob.

[Jetset]

first of all, you can't use thunder twice and expect both of them to hit no matter how slow snorlax is, that's too powerful of an attack. only way you'd get two attacks is if you use quick attack and then thunder. but see snorlax is holding leftovers, i'd just replenish health after you're turn is over. and snorlax has thick fat which reduces damage from special attacks.

what'd you mean i wouldn't be able to hit you? all i would need to land like 2 body slams and you're already paralyzed. then rest, then use sleep talk, and gamble on ice beams, ice punches, and body slams. you're a dead man.

learn your pokemon, bitch.

[Sofa King]

[Doormatt]

ive already got rain dance going with my Lapras which means thunder is almost guaranteed to hit. and really no pokemon can withstand two thunders, which means you have to rest after i hit once, which means im semi-safe from ice attacks. and focus punch is super effective on snorlax, so youd be screwed once your asleep, unless you can hit me with ice beam a second time with sleep talk. body slam is garbage against dragonite, its just weak fodder that might paralyze me. and getting paralzyed isnt the end of the world.

leftovers really arent that great. they can clutch it once in awhile, but when going up against someone thats super effective against you, it doesnt matter much.

step off, dragonite pwns.

[Sofa King]

tebow gunna get clowned

[Gek]

Made me LOL. Sober.

[Jetset]

ive already got rain dance going with my Lapras which means thunder is almost guaranteed to hit. and really no pokemon can withstand two thunders, which means you have to rest after i hit once, which means im semi-safe from ice attacks. and focus punch is super effective on snorlax, so youd be screwed once your asleep, unless you can hit me with ice beam a second time with sleep talk. body slam is garbage against dragonite, its just weak fodder that might paralyze me. and getting paralzyed isnt the end of the world.

leftovers really arent that great. they can clutch it once in awhile, but when going up against someone thats super effective against you, it doesnt matter much.

step off, dragonite pwns.

rain dance huh? that's too bad it didn't work see as i had already previously had articuno's hail going on. and my snorlax is lvl 99, your dragonaire is only like lvl 58, i could withstand two thunders. and actually getting paralyzed is the end of the world. that means you can't attack and i'm free to wail with ice punches. get over it bro, i've already won.

all snorlax does is win.

[Jetset]

we'll see how clutch alex smith is

[Jetset]

WTF

[Sofa King]