Community Thread Discussion: Congrats to Ty's 20,000th Post

[Jetset]

When I was in high school, I was more concerned with my braces more than the male anatomy. I hadn't even seen a male private part (with the exception of my bio textbook) until I was 17.


Handjobs....that **** is effd up yo.

A far cry from where you're at now. Testing your gag reflexes

[RiotSweetie]

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I hate you all.

[Jetset]

Damn she mad

[Gek]

When I was in high school, I was more concerned with my braces more than the male anatomy. I hadn't even seen a male private part (with the exception of my bio textbook) until I was 17.


Handjobs....that **** is effd up yo.

A far cry from where you're at now. Testing your gag reflexes

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[Wavy Q]

I can give myself a better hand job than any woman could. can't beat 7 years of experience on yourself.

[Jetset]

What a loser.

[Wavy Q]

I think it, you say it

[tugs]

Gek: using her thumb? I dunno bro. either her hands that big or lil' junior's too small.

and wtf?! why so much hate from Riot, Borat and Jay?! HJ is an integral part in a relationship. the intimacy you experience bonds you closer together. and from what I 've read women loves to look at their partners' privates, it turns them on. and don't deny it Riot, a survey conducted by Men's Health showed a very large percentage of women that loves doing that.

[hermes]

she did this thing with her thumb, I don't even remember how she did it anymore, but I would be able to tell if it was done again. I guess it would be awkward to send a facebook message asking how she gives HJ's.

When I was on fbook all my messages were sexually related.

It's the whole, "haven't talked to you in at least three years but was wondering if you could remind me how you gave handjobs" aspect of it all that is the touchy subject. I should also include the fact that she hates me... actually most of my exes do, usually it's that weird love/hate thing that happens as a result of a break up, but this chick legitimately hates me and I have no idea why.

ah, i was going to suggest seeing if you could get her to do it again but that's probably out now

angry sex might be good but angry handjobs probably not so good

[hermes]

I can give myself a better hand job than any woman could. can't beat 7 years of experience on yourself.

i'm sure there are women with more experience than you


and i'm sure not all of them used to be dudes

[Jetset]

And hermageddon starts......NOW

[Doormatt]

my parents trying to do something for my birthday. dont know if i want to go to a restaurant or what, but im getting sloppy drunk.

[hermes]

High schoolers are giving handjobs....seriously?
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high schoolers today are having the relations

this isn't the 1920's anymore

come to think of it they probably did it back then too, younger even

[hermes]

but im getting sloppy drunk.

with your parents?

[Jetset]

I think it's done guise, hermamania has ran its course.

Did everyone make it out okay?

[Doormatt]

but im getting sloppy drunk.

with your parents?

yes?

[hermes]

i think i'm alright



only threw up twice but that's what i get when i eat before i post

[LaLa]

-_-

[Gek]

Gek: using her thumb? I dunno bro. either her hands that big or lil' junior's too small.
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Can't tell if you're trolling or serious! Damn you Tugs!


(if you're srs, she also used her hand, IIRC it had to do w/ the perfect positioning of her thumb in the top 1/3 on the stroke up and down).

[Sofa King]

I can give myself a better hand job than any woman could. can't beat 7 years of experience on yourself.

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