Comm Thread Gazillion- In honor of trolling jetset on the DL

Doormatt · Post #1161 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:48 pm

by challenge accepted, i mean im probably not going to class. its just a rough draft anyway, do your worst old man english teacher.

Sofa King · Post #1162 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:50 pm

Find an asian in your class, make friends, pay them to do your essay, enjoy the rest of your day.

Jetset · Post #1163 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:51 pm

If I did that my teachers would just mark it as a zero anyway. At my college you're supposed to e-mail all your work to your teacher if you're not going to be there.

Doormatt · Post #1164 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:51 pm

half my friends are Filipino, and this girl im talking to is half Korean.

yet none of them will do my homework.

Jetset · Post #1165 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:52 pm

Sofa King wrote:Find an asian in your class, make friends, pay them to do your essay, enjoy the rest of your day.

You're asian and you're already on a computer.

Doormatt · Post #1166 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:52 pm

Jetset wrote:If I did that my teachers would just mark it as a zero anyway. At my college you're supposed to e-mail all your work to your teacher if you're not going to be there.

thats our policy as well. im just gonna let it ride if i dont finish it.

Doormatt · Post #1167 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:53 pm

SK ill wire transfer you 5$ and an additional 5$ for pizza once the essay is complete. these are my terms.

Sofa King · Post #1168 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:53 pm

Doormatt wrote:half my friends are Filipino, and this girl im talking to is half Korean.

yet none of them will do my homework.

http://www.assignmentexpert.com/do-my-assignment.html

http://www.writemypapers.org/do-my-homework.html

Jetset wrote:
Sofa King wrote:Find an asian in your class, make friends, pay them to do your essay, enjoy the rest of your day.

You're asian and you're already on a computer.

Yeah I also am not cheap. :lol:

Sofa King · Post #1169 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:54 pm

Doormatt wrote:SK ill wire transfer you 5$ and an additional 5$ for pizza once the essay is complete. these are my terms.

What's the essay about?

Jetset · Post #1170 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:55 pm

Well if $5 and a pizza isn't going to cut it then you may need to consider lowering your prices.

That's just ridiculous.

Doormatt · Post #1171 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:55 pm

lol @ paying 27$ dollars a page for an 8 hour deadline.

Doormatt · Post #1172 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:56 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Doormatt wrote:SK ill wire transfer you 5$ and an additional 5$ for pizza once the essay is complete. these are my terms.

What's the essay about?

descriptive and reflective essay about my room. how its like a reflection of my personality or something. i gotta read the thing. pictures can be provided.

Jetset · Post #1173 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:56 pm

lmao didn't you say you were working on that like 2 days ago?

Sofa King · Post #1174 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 2:57 pm

Doormatt wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
Doormatt wrote:SK ill wire transfer you 5$ and an additional 5$ for pizza once the essay is complete. these are my terms.

What's the essay about?

descriptive and reflective essay about my room. how its like a reflection of my personality or something. i gotta read the thing. pictures can be provided.

So I have to write about your room and how it is like you? You have to be **** kidding. What grade are you in? 4th grade? :lol:

Jetset · Post #1175 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 3:01 pm

Riot's in 6th grade, gotta problem bro?

Sofa King · Post #1176 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 3:04 pm

Jetset wrote:Riot's in 6th grade, gotta problem bro?

You lie.

Doormatt · Post #1177 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 3:08 pm

Jetset wrote:lmao didn't you say you were working on that like 2 days ago?

lol yeah.

Doormatt · Post #1178 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 3:10 pm

its really supposed to be about the description and the wording. like, he'll show us an object and then have us describe it at face value, without being specific or putting the object in context (like what it reminds us of and how we feel about it), and then after we do that, we go on and write descriptions about it using context, emotions, etc.

we're reading classic american literature so i guess its supposed to help us with that or something. i really dont pay attention at all.

Jetset · Post #1179 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 3:16 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Jetset wrote:Riot's in 6th grade, gotta problem bro?

You lie.

I actually meant to say 2nd grade so you're right.

Doormatt wrote:its really supposed to be about the description and the wording. like, he'll show us an object and then have us describe it at face value, without being specific or putting the object in context (like what it reminds us of and how we feel about it), and then after we do that, we go on and write descriptions about it using context, emotions, etc.

we're reading classic american literature so i guess its supposed to help us with that or something. i really dont pay attention at all.

Just make up some bs. Is your room messy? Say something like my messy room represents how I don't conform with what is perceived correct, which is having a neat room. I like to walk down my own path. Just some gay **** like that.

Doormatt · Post #1180 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 3:26 pm

eh its just the hassle of coming up with 4 pages of nonsense.