Comm Thread Gazillion- In honor of trolling jetset on the DL

RiotSweetie · Post #1201 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 9:45 pm

HI VICTOR!

Jetset · Post #1202 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 9:50 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:HI VICTOR!

RiotSweetie · Post #1203 » by **RiotSweetie** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 9:58 pm

hermes · Post #1204 » by **hermes** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:00 pm

TyCobb wrote:
Gek wrote:I want to right essays about my pillow!

Your profs never have you rite paragraphs your first week of class and give a presentation to get to know you better?

can't say that i ever have

Post #1205 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:03 pm

Dat shh cray.

Doormatt · Post #1206 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:17 pm

Ty you should forward your essay to me so I can get some ideas

Jetset · Post #1207 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:21 pm

You still haven't started yet?

Jetset · Post #1208 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:21 pm

RiotSweetie wrote:

how u doin

Doormatt · Post #1209 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:22 pm

No I haven't

Post #1210 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:24 pm

Well, it could still work if you have a few hotties in your class. Unfortunately for me, the hottest, and only, good looking chick was my teacher. Anyways, (we had to bring in the item to class) I started it off by saying how I originally wanted to bring my entire bed in, but it wouldn't fit in my car. Then I held up my pillow and was like, but this is also where the magic happens! Then I just went on about how my pillow represents where I do my best thinking, reflecting, and planning and how it's essential to a good night's sleep (which is something most people spend 1/3 of their lives doing).

It definitely broke the ice with the teacher. We flirt every class now and I get free fried chicken from her mom.

Jetset · Post #1211 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:26 pm

TyCobb wrote:Well, it could still work if you have a few hotties in your class. Unfortunately for me, the hottest, and only, good looking chick was my teacher. Anyways, (we had to bring in the item to class) I started it off by saying how I originally wanted to bring my entire bed in, but it wouldn't fit in my car. Then I held up my pillow and was like, but this is also where the magic happens! Then I just went on about how my pillow represents where I do my best thinking, reflecting, and planning and how it's essential to a good night's sleep (which is something most people spend 1/3 of their lives doing).

It definitely broke the ice with the teacher. We flirt every class now and I get free fried chicken from her mom.

Post #1212 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:27 pm

What does that .gif mean? I feel like I've seen it before, but I never understand what it means.

Jetset · Post #1213 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:31 pm

It's Steve Buscemi being disappointed and somewhat amused by your lies.

Post #1214 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:32 pm

Which part was a lie? The 1/3 sleep part?

Jetset · Post #1215 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:35 pm

Everything between "Well" and "mom"

Post #1216 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:37 pm

Who lies about getting fried chicken?

Jetset · Post #1217 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:39 pm

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Post #1218 » by **TyCobb** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:39 pm

This is awkward.

Doormatt · Post #1219 » by **Doormatt** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:44 pm

Jetset · Post #1220 » by **Jetset** » Thu Mar 1, 2012 10:44 pm

Lies usually lead to awkwardness.