Comm Thread Gazillion- In honor of trolling jetset on the DL

RiotSweetie · Post #1421 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:03 am

Jetset wrote:There's no way for a black guy to have a bowl hair cut, unless the hair is permed.

**** I look like with permed hair.

Like I said, you can straighten it.

Gek · Post #1422 » by **Gek** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:05 am

I thought this went with out saying, but I did not get a bowl cut.

ennui · Post #1423 » by **ennui** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:05 am

Reminds me in high school this chick I was checking wanted to give me corn rows, 5 minutes in it felt my scalp was being pulled off my head. Was clowned by her friends ever since.

Jetset · Post #1424 » by **Jetset** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:06 am

Stephano wrote:
Jetset wrote:There's no way for a black guy to have a bowl hair cut, unless the hair is permed.

**** I look like with permed hair.

Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog.

RiotSweetie wrote:
Jetset wrote:There's no way for a black guy to have a bowl hair cut, unless the hair is permed.

**** I look like with permed hair.

Like I said, you can straighten it.

Yes.

Gek wrote:I thought this went with out saying, but I did not get a bowl cut.

+1

RiotSweetie · Post #1425 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:09 am

Even if I could do cornrows, I would never get it done. So many people have told me it feels like your hair is being pulled out every time your hair is being braided.

Post #1426 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:12 am

Jetset wrote:Compared to what you could have down the line with that money, I'd say so. There's no way his play is going to justify that contract in 2 yrs.

Are you not aware of how well Bonds played till he was 42 years old?

Gek · Post #1427 » by **Gek** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:15 am

I had my hair braided once for halloween. It hurt.

@U-Borat: I've been going with geh-k, although I think the person that first used it on the OTB intended it to be "geek" and a play on g=k at the same time. If you find where I made my post for a name change, I believe I made another post a few later that clarified pronunciation. I just don't remember what it was.

Jetset · Post #1428 » by **Jetset** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:15 am

TyCobb wrote:
Jetset wrote:Compared to what you could have down the line with that money, I'd say so. There's no way his play is going to justify that contract in 2 yrs.

Are you not aware of how well Bonds played till he was 42 years old?

You think Pujols is going to be able to replicate that despite the slump he goes in and his injury concerns?

Don't believe me, you'll see soon enough.

Post #1429 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:17 am

Jetset wrote:
TyCobb wrote:
Jetset wrote:Compared to what you could have down the line with that money, I'd say so. There's no way his play is going to justify that contract in 2 yrs.

Are you not aware of how well Bonds played till he was 42 years old?

You think Pujols is going to be able to replicate that despite the slump he goes in and his injury concerns?

Don't believe me, you'll see soon enough.

He's averaging 155 games played a year over the course of his career. What are the injury concerns?

I definitely think he made a wise choice going to the DH league.

RiotSweetie · Post #1430 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:17 am

Gek wrote:I had my hair braided once for halloween. It hurt.

Are there no pictures of this?

Wavy Q · Post #1431 » by **Wavy Q** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:18 am

I witnessed Bonds for his entire Giants career, the last 3 years, he was injured all the time, and when he wasnt, he was turribl.

Gek · Post #1432 » by **Gek** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:18 am

Just wait till Pujols stops using PEDs!

Post #1433 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:19 am

Gek wrote:Just wait till Pujols stops using PEDs!

^This.

But I don't think the MLB will expose him till the end of his contract.

Jetset · Post #1434 » by **Jetset** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:19 am

TyCobb wrote:He's averaging 155 games played a year over the course of his career. What are the injury concerns?

I definitely think he made a wise choice going to the DH league.

Are you just forgetting that he had an injury last season?

Gek · Post #1435 » by **Gek** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:19 am

RiotSweetie wrote:
Gek wrote:I had my hair braided once for halloween. It hurt.

Are there no pictures of this?

I'm sure there are, but I don't have them haha. IIRC I used tin-foil for a grill, bought a cheap and oversized LBJ jersey and wore anything I had that was shiny. Ahhh memories.

Jetset · Post #1436 » by **Jetset** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:21 am

Stephano wrote:I witnessed Bonds for his entire Giants career, the last 3 years, he was injured all the time, and when he wasnt, he was turribl.

And that's how Pujols will be. I don't even see how Pujols putting up the numbers he is in about 3 years is even plausible.

Gek · Post #1437 » by **Gek** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:23 am

RiotSweetie wrote:
Gek wrote:I had my hair braided once for halloween. It hurt.

Are there no pictures of this?

Merry Christmas:

Post #1438 » by **TyCobb** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:23 am

Jetset wrote:
TyCobb wrote:He's averaging 155 games played a year over the course of his career. What are the injury concerns?

I definitely think he made a wise choice going to the DH league.

Are you just forgetting that he had an injury last season?

I rate my injuries from 1 to Kendrys Morales.

What Pujols had last year doesn't even register.

RiotSweetie · Post #1439 » by **RiotSweetie** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:24 am

Gek wrote:Merry Christmas:

Oh. my. gosh.

This is the greatest thing ever.

Jetset · Post #1440 » by **Jetset** » Sat Mar 3, 2012 1:24 am

Gek wrote:
RiotSweetie wrote:
Gek wrote:I had my hair braided once for halloween. It hurt.

Are there no pictures of this?

Merry Christmas:

That can't be you.

TyCobb wrote:
Jetset wrote:
TyCobb wrote:He's averaging 155 games played a year over the course of his career. What are the injury concerns?

I definitely think he made a wise choice going to the DH league.

Are you just forgetting that he had an injury last season?

I rate my injuries from 1 to Kendrys Morales.

What Pujols had last year doesn't even register.

I rate my injuries on whether the player had an injury or not.

He had an injury and he missed significant time.