COMMUNITY THREAD: Past Their Prime

[Jetset]

jay, give me that gif with chappelle pushing that chick out the way in her face with his hand

[Wavy Q]

[Jetset]

thnx bro

[Sofa King]

-> 3:00am
-> cant sleep
-> tries to read book
-> gets bored of that ****
-> goes to take a ****
-> hurts a lot, makes sleep harder
-> gets up
-> goes on computer
-> faps
-> still awake
-> posting on RealGM

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Receives Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Da Nang Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Singapore
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked model
(bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Justin Bieber assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

[Wavy Q]

Woke up to an alarm

at 6:00am

terrible day

[Jetset]

-> 3:00am
-> cant sleep
-> tries to read book
-> gets bored of that ****
-> goes to take a ****
-> hurts a lot, makes sleep harder
-> gets up
-> goes on computer
-> faps
-> still awake
-> posting on RealGM

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Receives Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Da Nang Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Singapore
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked model
(bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Justin Bieber assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

my life is supposed to be confidential, who told you about it? i want names

[Sofa King]

Maybe save Spidey for Avengers 2 me thinks

[Imadogg]

As of now it's impossible due to licensing issues

[Sofa King]

SPOILER SCENE... CLICK IF YOU ALREADY SEEN THE AVENGERS

As of now it's impossible due to licensing issues

They need to add someone new. Maybe Black Panther. I figure anyone related to X-men are locked up. But a deal to include Spiderman should be hashed out if the script is right.

[Jetset]

should be studying for exams right now but don't feel like it

[Sofa King]

should be studying for exams right now but don't feel like it

I feel like making a new com thread

[Jetset]

i bet you wont do it

[Sofa King]

Pay up bitch

[Jetset]

what's the currency over there in thailand

[Wavy Q]

not gonna post in noob Sofa Kings thread until this one is locked

[Sofa King]

what's the currency over there in thailand

I don't know. Don't live there, but I think its lady boys.

[Jetset]

not gonna post in noob Sofa Kings thread until this one is locked

get em stephano! he didn't even put this thread in the OP either

[Sofa King]

To make Jetty happy... updated.

[Sofa King]

[Wavy Q]

lol wtf Colin Cowherd is goin in on fat people trying to compare them to football players that get concussions.