Comm Thread: Cliffhangers, Cliffdwellers and Cliffdivers

[Sofa King]

You should took ping pong more seriously. You could have had an Olympic Gold Medal. I'm sure those Chinese would have been scared.

[TyCobb]

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing

Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

- www.reallyfunnyquickjokes.com

[Gek]

Comcast's college deals are nice. 12 month price guarantee: $110/month with 50 mbps internet, 2 HD boxes, HBO + Showtime for 12 months and a $10 self installation kit.

[Sofa King]

"There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all
working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the
boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the
cement."

Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."

Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."

Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your
work. It better be good or you're fired."

So they all go off to go get their work done.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He
looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian
guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is
the Korean guy??"

All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt
and yells, " SUPPLIES!""

[Sofa King]

"An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!""

[Sofa King]

Finding a Chinese Jew

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."

[TyCobb]

[Sofa King]

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along.

After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?"

The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

The F.O. says, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."

And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the F.O. says, "No like Jew."

The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

F.O. says, "Jews sink Titanic."

The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

The F.O. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All same."

[RiotSweetie]

Woah. Why is there an armless person playing with a diamond shaped basketball at the bottom of every post?

[Gek]

*crickets*

[ennui]

Ping pong is the best, I was on my high school team. I still play it from time to time.

[dockingsched]

the man in my sig just made another superb HR robbery. he's the man.

[Wavy Q]

Mark Salmon

[LaLa]

salmon>trout

[Doormatt]

who is this fish man and why should i care

[Gek]

fishman = pimp.

[TyCobb]

McCutchen is doing pretty nice too.

[TyCobb]

[Imadogg]

Woah. Why is there an armless person playing with a diamond shaped basketball at the bottom of every post?

2/10 would not laugh

[Gek]

McCutchen is doing pretty nice too.

Thank you.