Community Thread LIV: No New Friends

[ennui]

i buy magnums in the pick-up lines for purposes of sheer braggadocio, only to summarily discard them

[Slava]

Only Randall's has a self checkout line around my place so I go there for one purpose only.

[TyCobb]

i buy magnums in the pick-up lines for purposes of sheer braggadocio, only to summarily discard them

[tugs]

Psh. condoms.

do it outside.

[Kilroy]

I buy the small kitchen sized trash bags, and ask for the manager... When he comes over I ask him in a loud, frustrated voice, "Why don't you have these with the rest of the Condoms?"... Then I ask if they have vasaline by the gallon...

[ennui]

Psh. condoms.

do it outside.

i would never have pegged you as an exhibitionist, tugsy

personally, i would surely feel exposed like a raw nerve or something

[TyCobb]

I buy my condoms at Costco every Sunday morning.

[ennui]

I buy the small kitchen sized trash bags, and ask for the manager... When he comes over I ask him in a loud, frustrated voice, "Why don't you have these with the rest of the Condoms?"... Then I ask if they have vasaline by the gallon...

i would never have pegged you as an elephant breeder

personally, as a rule of thumb i avoid pachyderms at all costs - they remember everything

the last thing i need is a scorned elephant sabotaging future relationships because it cant get over all this

*gestures @ body*

[ennui]

I buy my condoms at Costco every Sunday morning.

for quantity or size?

because i cant determine that by your statement

[TyCobb]

For the food samples.

[ennui]

im positive your sig would be a suitable preamble prior to putting those costcondoms to use

[TyCobb]

Thank you, come again!

[Kilroy]

I buy the small kitchen sized trash bags, and ask for the manager... When he comes over I ask him in a loud, frustrated voice, "Why don't you have these with the rest of the Condoms?"... Then I ask if they have vasaline by the gallon...

i would never have pegged you as an elephant breeder

personally, as a rule of thumb i avoid pachyderms at all costs - they remember everything

the last thing i need is a scorned elephant sabotaging future relationships because it cant get over all this

*gestures @ body*

So many your momma jokes here... I just can't.

[hermes]

elephants are the best animals

[ennui]

Thank you, come again!

cuz like im indian and apu is indian and like orgasms and whatnot

[ennui]

I buy the small kitchen sized trash bags, and ask for the manager... When he comes over I ask him in a loud, frustrated voice, "Why don't you have these with the rest of the Condoms?"... Then I ask if they have vasaline by the gallon...

i would never have pegged you as an elephant breeder

personally, as a rule of thumb i avoid pachyderms at all costs - they remember everything

the last thing i need is a scorned elephant sabotaging future relationships because it cant get over all this

*gestures @ body*

So many your momma jokes here... I just can't.

[Mamba Mentality]

If Simba can get the name Cooter he can get any job he wants.

thanks for the vote of confidence man

[Wavy Q]

why

[EArl]

i buy magnums in the pick-up lines for purposes of sheer braggadocio, only to summarily discard them

I remember the first time i bought condoms. It felt awkward as hell. I bought them at CVS.

[EArl]

I buy the small kitchen sized trash bags, and ask for the manager... When he comes over I ask him in a loud, frustrated voice, "Why don't you have these with the rest of the Condoms?"... Then I ask if they have vasaline by the gallon...

I'm assuming the trash bags are to discard the bodies?