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Post#21 » by chonestown » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:52 pm

Knock-knock
Who's there?
OJ Mayo's fat ass
OJ Mayo's fat ass who?
OJ Mayo's fat ass who blends in well amongst the similarly large-posteriored in Milwaukee.
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Post#22 » by Matches Malone » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:53 pm

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Post#23 » by chonestown » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:54 pm

And on the seventh day, OJ Mayo rested, after having rested on the first, second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth day.
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Post#24 » by humanrefutation » Mon Feb 17, 2014 6:55 pm

chonestown wrote:And on the seventh day, OJ Mayo rested, after having rested on the first, second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth day.


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Post#25 » by chonestown » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:01 pm

Bucks announced home attendance figures inflated by OJ Mayo's fat ass buying saver ticket plans for deals on concessions.
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Post#26 » by step3profit » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:01 pm

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Post#28 » by chonestown » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:06 pm

OJ Mayo's fat ass went to a restaurant and he ate all the food in the restaurant and then they had to close the restaurant.
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Post#29 » by LarryHarris » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:24 pm

I heard the NBA is actually holding OJ out of these last 20 games because they simply cannot track him using the SportVU system, he is just too fat. It looks like he is 5 places at once.
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Post#30 » by chonestown » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:26 pm

OJ Mayo's fat ass not allowed on the tank because OJ Mayo's fat ass exceeds the recommended capacity for the tank.
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Post#31 » by Wonka » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:34 pm

Shortest verse in the Bible: And OJ Ate.
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Post#32 » by chonestown » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:36 pm

Wonka wrote:Shortest verse in the Bible: And OJ Ate.


There were two uninterrupted sets of footsteps on the beach because OJ Mayo's fat ass was too heavy to carry.
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Post#33 » by jakecronus8 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:40 pm

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Post#34 » by Lippo » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:58 pm

OJ is is so fat he steps on a scale and it say "To Be Continued"

OJ is is so fat people jog around him for exercise

OJ is is so fat he sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Post#35 » by Wonka » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:59 pm

This thread is mildly entertaining. All we need are some memes and some GIFS of fat people falling over with OJ's head superimposed onto them and we might be in the GOAT thread.
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Post#36 » by MrPerfect1 » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:04 pm

I thought all the veterans were going to provide such great leadership... LOL

It is hard to blame Mayo though. Delfino being hurt the entire season clearly killed the team. Once that happened all hope was lost
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Re: OJ Mayo's fat ass 

Post#37 » by 4xBuck » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:09 pm

What's 301lbs and rolls around the parking lot of McDonalds?

OJ Mayo's fat ass and a pigeon fighting for a french fry.
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